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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-- he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-- safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, there's the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I'm sure that's very clever and all.
I just didn't understand a word of it ![]() Lovely chap you posted a pic of. I was scared for a second that you'd got yourself pierced. Yes, yes, I know. I am bloody awful with faces - said it before and will say it again. So, reading between the lines and still needing subtitles - because I don't understand the American terms for the various years, you got yourself some tail?! (as opposed to no-tail, in a League of Gentlemen stylee?) You go boyo! ETA - every time I tried to load the 16 things (or whatever it was) it took my system into smackdown ![]()
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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(SG, that's from "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Mr. Loaf.)
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Quote:
edit: what Pie said. Also, it's a favorite at wedding receptions. |
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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STOP RIGHT THERE
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#21 |
erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
Posts: 6,127
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Though actually, things are over with the cute junior. He wanted a real relationship, and I can't really do that right now. On the other hand I've got a real good thing going with a purple-haired freshman girl now, so... =]
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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Never saw THAT one coming.
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#23 |
erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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it felt really weird giving the 'sorry, I can't handle an emotional thing, let's just be friends' thing to a guy older than me. but, hell - i'm in college, i'm a freshman, i'm gonna have me my fun.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I love that college kids still do that! My dorm-mates and I would act out the baseball game in the hallway...way back when.
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Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 3,695
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Once when we were high, my friends and I made a move for every baseball term we could think of.
But, by the way we defined it, Ibram's boy would be getting jail time....
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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...and in news just in, the odds of Ibram getting any actual study done as a freshman have been revised to 1 in 850...
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Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
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Nah, I bet he can get a tutor. Those college seniors love helping the young freshies get up to speed.
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
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Son, you have the large economy size box of condoms, right?
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#29 |
erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
Posts: 6,127
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Every house has a safe sex kit, complete with condoms, lube, and... Latex gloves. Condoms are not in short supply.
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