Upperclassmen - Page 2

Ibby · 09-17-2009, 01:55 PM

Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Sundae · 09-17-2009, 02:01 PM

I'm sure that's very clever and all.
I just didn't understand a word of it

Lovely chap you posted a pic of. I was scared for a second that you'd got yourself pierced. Yes, yes, I know. I am bloody awful with faces - said it before and will say it again.

So, reading between the lines and still needing subtitles - because I don't understand the American terms for the various years, you got yourself some tail?! (as opposed to no-tail, in a League of Gentlemen stylee?)

You go boyo!

ETA - every time I tried to load the 16 things (or whatever it was) it took my system into smackdown

Pie · 09-17-2009, 02:45 PM

(SG, that's from "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Mr. Loaf.)

glatt · 09-17-2009, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'm sure that's very clever and all.
I just didn't understand a word of it

It's some lyrics from a famous song in the States. It's about the excitement of two people engaged in foreplay about to enter into actual intercourse. It uses the euphemism of making it to home plate in baseball and scoring, and is told from the point of view of a young man.

edit: what Pie said. Also, it's a favorite at wedding receptions.

Undertoad · 09-17-2009, 02:52 PM

STOP RIGHT THERE

Ibby · 09-17-2009, 03:08 PM

Though actually, things are over with the cute junior. He wanted a real relationship, and I can't really do that right now. On the other hand I've got a real good thing going with a purple-haired freshman girl now, so... =]

capnhowdy · 09-17-2009, 07:48 PM

Never saw THAT one coming.

Ibby · 09-17-2009, 08:15 PM

it felt really weird giving the 'sorry, I can't handle an emotional thing, let's just be friends' thing to a guy older than me. but, hell - i'm in college, i'm a freshman, i'm gonna have me my fun.

Shawnee123 · 09-17-2009, 08:18 PM

I love that college kids still do that! My dorm-mates and I would act out the baseball game in the hallway...way back when.

piercehawkeye45 · 09-17-2009, 10:35 PM

Once when we were high, my friends and I made a move for every baseball term we could think of.

But, by the way we defined it, Ibram's boy would be getting jail time....

ZenGum · 09-18-2009, 12:10 AM

...and in news just in, the odds of Ibram getting any actual study done as a freshman have been revised to 1 in 850...

piercehawkeye45 · 09-18-2009, 12:35 AM

Nah, I bet he can get a tutor. Those college seniors love helping the young freshies get up to speed.

wolf · 09-18-2009, 07:35 AM

Son, you have the large economy size box of condoms, right?

Ibby · 09-18-2009, 09:04 AM

Every house has a safe sex kit, complete with condoms, lube, and... Latex gloves. Condoms are not in short supply.

classicman · 09-18-2009, 09:29 AM

Every house, really??? Where do they come from? Is this school policy now or what???

09-17-2009, 01:55 PM	#16
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-- he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-- safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, there's the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-17-2009, 02:01 PM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm sure that's very clever and all. I just didn't understand a word of it Lovely chap you posted a pic of. I was scared for a second that you'd got yourself pierced. Yes, yes, I know. I am bloody awful with faces - said it before and will say it again. So, reading between the lines and still needing subtitles - because I don't understand the American terms for the various years, you got yourself some tail?! (as opposed to no-tail, in a League of Gentlemen stylee?) You go boyo! ETA - every time I tried to load the 16 things (or whatever it was) it took my system into smackdown __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 09-17-2009 at 02:11 PM. Reason: Crashing information

09-17-2009, 02:45 PM	#18
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	(SG, that's from "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Mr. Loaf.) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-17-2009, 03:08 PM	#21
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Though actually, things are over with the cute junior. He wanted a real relationship, and I can't really do that right now. On the other hand I've got a real good thing going with a purple-haired freshman girl now, so... =] __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-17-2009, 07:48 PM	#22
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Never saw THAT one coming. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-17-2009, 02:52 PM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	STOP RIGHT THERE

09-17-2009, 08:15 PM	#23
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	it felt really weird giving the 'sorry, I can't handle an emotional thing, let's just be friends' thing to a guy older than me. but, hell - i'm in college, i'm a freshman, i'm gonna have me my fun. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-17-2009, 08:18 PM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I love that college kids still do that! My dorm-mates and I would act out the baseball game in the hallway...way back when. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-17-2009, 10:35 PM	#25
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Once when we were high, my friends and I made a move for every baseball term we could think of. But, by the way we defined it, Ibram's boy would be getting jail time.... __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

09-18-2009, 12:10 AM	#26
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	...and in news just in, the odds of Ibram getting any actual study done as a freshman have been revised to 1 in 850... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-18-2009, 12:35 AM	#27
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Nah, I bet he can get a tutor. Those college seniors love helping the young freshies get up to speed. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

09-18-2009, 07:35 AM	#28
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Son, you have the large economy size box of condoms, right? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-18-2009, 09:04 AM	#29
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Every house has a safe sex kit, complete with condoms, lube, and... Latex gloves. Condoms are not in short supply. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-18-2009, 09:29 AM	#30
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Every house, really??? Where do they come from? Is this school policy now or what??? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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