If Marriage Were Outlawed Only Outlaws Would Have Inlaws - Page 2

morethanpretty · 02-19-2010, 02:54 PM

He posted about it publicly classic, I think questions along that line are expected. If its "NOYFB" I guess he wouldn't have made it public, huh?

Squirrel, it might be one of those cases where you have to keep your mouth shut and bear with it. Unless your mother-in-law is harming your kids, she's just an annoyance to you right? I understand some people can be a huge problem, but unless she is actually harming one of you, just let your wife handle it. If she comes to you all pissed off, complaining about your MIL, shut-up and make little "mmhmm" sounds. That way you're not getting between your wife and her mom, and you're not really letting her mom become between you and your wife. Your immediate family stays together, hopefully happy.

I could be totally wrong about the severity of the situation. I really hope things work out though.

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2010, 03:01 PM

mtp is right. I was commenting on your comment, therefore commenting on your comment to the thread, and therefore making a comment to squirrel, whose thread this is anyway. I'm a stalkerposter because I was asking if maybe apples don't grow far from trees? Oh, I forget, if it were up to you, my opinion or ideas are only OK if they are in line with you and show a great big head nod about how wise you must be.

Never mind, you can't be talked to. You can only be talked AT and listened TO. Now quit fucking with me, OK? I've really had quite enough. Quite fucking enough. Got it?

There must be a tw comment you can go comment on.

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2010, 03:05 PM

I apologize to squirrel for the thread hijack instigated by classic. You know me, I won't let someone spit in my face and just turn my cheek.

Please continue with your thread. I'll stay out.

And I hope things work out for you.

squirell nutkin · 02-19-2010, 04:27 PM

Jeez, I missed it all while I was at MY YOGA CLASS getting my blood pressure down to mere stroke levels rather than diesel combustion levels.

You think blood can't ignite? You ain't been around.

Thanks for the well wishes.

I'll update and fill in soon.

squirell nutkin · 02-19-2010, 11:31 PM

My sister talked me in off the ledge tonight (being metaphoric) pointing out that at this point it is just talk. Also Sam I AM and Pie made good suggestions; there is a cell tower three short block from our house (nextel) and there is a big problem with the water company. So, I got that going for me.

So, I'll sleep on it.

Griff · 02-20-2010, 08:08 AM

Maybe you wait until the day you can photograph the water crew digging up the yard/street with the cell tower squeezed in for good measure. Although photo shop is more time efficient... A belated Happy Holidays from the Squirrel Nutkins!

Gravdigr · 02-22-2010, 12:25 PM

I'd just put her in the deep freeze.

SamIam · 02-22-2010, 07:16 PM

But then, where would he store all his acorns?

squirell nutkin · 02-22-2010, 08:42 PM

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to travel with the family to MIL's place this Thursday and Friday. I am going to time my meetings and appointments to keep me out of the house as long as possible.

I am in my happy place...

classicman · 02-22-2010, 09:27 PM

snort

xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2010, 12:20 AM

Wrong approach... be there as much as possible, and stir up as much shit as you can. Maybe you'll get her banned again.

squirell nutkin · 02-23-2010, 01:30 PM

I like that idea better. Reminds me of the old joke:
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I sit down to pee to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His friend looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet, flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she pretends she's asleep!!

Gravdigr · 02-25-2010, 02:58 PM

GunMaster357 · 05-05-2010, 07:30 AM

Can you find some guy to be her boyfriend ? That way, she'll stop screwing you ...

OK. Bad joke...

Sheldonrs · 05-05-2010, 04:39 PM

May I suggest:

http://www.motherinlawstories.com/mo...2010_04_23.htm

02-19-2010, 02:54 PM	#16
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	He posted about it publicly classic, I think questions along that line are expected. If its "NOYFB" I guess he wouldn't have made it public, huh? Squirrel, it might be one of those cases where you have to keep your mouth shut and bear with it. Unless your mother-in-law is harming your kids, she's just an annoyance to you right? I understand some people can be a huge problem, but unless she is actually harming one of you, just let your wife handle it. If she comes to you all pissed off, complaining about your MIL, shut-up and make little "mmhmm" sounds. That way you're not getting between your wife and her mom, and you're not really letting her mom become between you and your wife. Your immediate family stays together, hopefully happy. I could be totally wrong about the severity of the situation. I really hope things work out though. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

02-19-2010, 03:01 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	mtp is right. I was commenting on your comment, therefore commenting on your comment to the thread, and therefore making a comment to squirrel, whose thread this is anyway. I'm a stalkerposter because I was asking if maybe apples don't grow far from trees? Oh, I forget, if it were up to you, my opinion or ideas are only OK if they are in line with you and show a great big head nod about how wise you must be. Never mind, you can't be talked to. You can only be talked AT and listened TO. Now quit fucking with me, OK? I've really had quite enough. Quite fucking enough. Got it? There must be a tw comment you can go comment on. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-19-2010, 03:05 PM	#18
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I apologize to squirrel for the thread hijack instigated by classic. You know me, I won't let someone spit in my face and just turn my cheek. Please continue with your thread. I'll stay out. And I hope things work out for you. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-19-2010, 04:27 PM	#19
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Jeez, I missed it all while I was at MY YOGA CLASS getting my blood pressure down to mere stroke levels rather than diesel combustion levels. You think blood can't ignite? You ain't been around. Thanks for the well wishes. I'll update and fill in soon. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-19-2010, 11:31 PM	#20
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	My sister talked me in off the ledge tonight (being metaphoric) pointing out that at this point it is just talk. Also Sam I AM and Pie made good suggestions; there is a cell tower three short block from our house (nextel) and there is a big problem with the water company. So, I got that going for me. So, I'll sleep on it. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-20-2010, 08:08 AM	#21
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Maybe you wait until the day you can photograph the water crew digging up the yard/street with the cell tower squeezed in for good measure. Although photo shop is more time efficient... A belated Happy Holidays from the Squirrel Nutkins! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-22-2010, 12:25 PM	#22
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'd just put her in the deep freeze. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-22-2010, 07:16 PM	#23
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	But then, where would he store all his acorns?

02-22-2010, 08:42 PM	#24
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to travel with the family to MIL's place this Thursday and Friday. I am going to time my meetings and appointments to keep me out of the house as long as possible. I am in my happy place... __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-22-2010, 09:27 PM	#25
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	snort __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-23-2010, 12:20 AM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wrong approach... be there as much as possible, and stir up as much shit as you can. Maybe you'll get her banned again. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-23-2010, 01:30 PM	#27
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I like that idea better. Reminds me of the old joke: Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I sit down to pee to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!" His friend looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet, flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she pretends she's asleep!! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-25-2010, 02:58 PM	#28
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-05-2010, 07:30 AM	#29
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Can you find some guy to be her boyfriend ? That way, she'll stop screwing you ... OK. Bad joke... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-05-2010, 04:39 PM	#30
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	May I suggest: http://www.motherinlawstories.com/mo...2010_04_23.htm __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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