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Old 08-03-2010, 09:34 AM   #1
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Well, actually patenting is a whole different story. You can only patent a color if it does something. In theory you could possibly patent yellow on a life jacket because it makes you more visible and more likely to be rescued. But patents eventually expire and then other companies can use the idea for free.

Trademarks never expire as long as you are still in business and still using and enforcing your trademark.

Copyrights are supposed to expire, but every time Mickey Mouse is about to go into the public domain, Disney bribes Congress to extend the expiration date of copyrights. So in effect, copyrights never expire either.
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:48 AM   #2
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I've patented magenta. Pay up or piss off. In a different color.
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Old 08-06-2010, 10:36 AM   #3
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From now on, I'm pissing magenta!
Seek medical attention immediately.

Or, cut back on your beet intake.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:34 AM   #4
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Forget the color. I'm shocked by the phrase"Made in U.S.A." on a plastic toy. The Chinese have exclusive manufacturing rights to plastic toys.
Only the ones with lead in them.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:18 AM   #5
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Whoops!
I'm afraid I owe both Whiffle and UPS a little something this morning.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:51 AM   #6
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Given that both Whiffle and Wiffle are mentioned in this thread, I guess they have the mis-spelling issue sewn up too.

But just FYI, Whifflers were a (fictional) brand of cigarettes in Dorothy L Sayers' Murder Must Advertise in which Lord Peter Wimsey joins a copywriting firm. His most successful campaign involves the slogan, "If that's what you want you can Whiffle for it" which involves people smoking great quantities of cigarettes in order to collect vouchers. So not a very healthy association really.
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:05 PM   #7
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It only applies to .......
Says the lawyer
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:18 PM   #8
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I'm compelled now to state that I'm not a lawyer. But I have learned a few thing working in an IP firm for 20 years.
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:47 PM   #9
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I'm compelled now to state that I'm not a lawyer. But I have learned a few thing working in an IP firm for 20 years.
I am also not a lawyer.
But I did give head to a law student.
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:25 PM   #10
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I am also not a lawyer.
But I did give head to a law student.
It's like we're twins!
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:58 AM   #11
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You are correct, it is Wiffle. And made in 'Merka! <----- yellow smilie
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:47 PM   #12
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In college, we called the law students "law bags."

No idea why, but I like how it fits with your, ahem, head story.
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Old 08-03-2010, 03:30 PM   #13
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Oh glatt - just bustin' yer chops, I know you aren't really a lawyer
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Old 08-03-2010, 03:47 PM   #14
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Oh glatt - just bustin' yer chops, I know you aren't really a lawyer
I know, but I'm obligated by the ethics of this industry to make sure nobody thinks I'm a lawyer. If you say I'm a lawyer, somebody else might think it's true, so then I have to make it clear that I'm not.
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:40 PM   #15
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Sheldon, you can't pee magenta...Verizon has that one trademarked. And we all learned that Glatt was not an attorney when he knew the word ethics!
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