Jam Master Jay: 1965-2002 - Page 2

j03L10T · 11-15-2002, 08:35 AM

All I remember was creating the stuff and singing it and offering musical direction. It was all recorded the same year, the vocals that is and so I guess it was easy to forget about while working on other projects. I feel like such an idiot sometimes, but in this case it really doesn't seem to be a very bad problem to have. The year was...1984. : )

perth · 11-15-2002, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her.

thats my new favourite joke.

~james

j03L10T · 11-15-2002, 09:30 AM

This is something I rediscovered inside one of my original children's books and it is from a joke page.

Q: Mommy, can I lick the bowl?

A: No, you have to flush like everyone else.

That Guy · 11-15-2002, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her.

Now that is a good one.

j03L10T · 11-15-2002, 12:10 PM

Afterwards you roll off of her and then suddenly say "oh no, it must have slipped off".

Yeah Dave, I agree that Def Leppard does suck and only because they are fake! Did you know that when I did the vocals for dead milkmen that I used a retainer for the accompanying voice. "Bitchin' Camero" was a sort of plea for help that fell upon Def Gonadz, male and female alike. There was a part where I said I was going to buy some Motley Crue and some Def Leppard t-shirts because the proceeds would go toward getting their lead singer out of jail.

And now you know another tiny little piece of the rest of the story.

I'm Joe Q Elliot (not that fucking actor chix jizz thinkin' about on MTV)

Good Day

That Guy · 11-15-2002, 02:53 PM

I used to have this vinyl:

But "Punk Rock Girl" from Beelzebubba was my favorite (for a while).

Undertoad · 11-16-2002, 07:31 AM

Joe Jack Talcum?

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
Joe Jack Talcum?

Joe Genaro.

Undertoad · 11-16-2002, 07:54 AM

Heh! Either way, Philly represent once again and the amazing coincidences are just getting rolling.

j03L10T · 11-16-2002, 08:00 AM

I hate to say it, but out of everything I have written and recorded and supplied the mafia with- Dead Milkmen is my absolute fave and I will tell you why. I used two tape recorders to put the vocals together and I wrote every last bit without any outside help (including the music). My parents thought I was crazy and they weren't supposed to know what I was doing at the time. The agents I delivered the work to threatened to kill me in my parent's own back yard if I told anyone about it. I could tell you what inspired me to write any one song, even if it was simply "filler". "Jerry Lewis" was a protest song against the telethon that ruined my labor day as no one had cable service back when it was originally recorded. "Peter Bazooka" was a song about simply trying to doing my so called job in supplying the vocals to the mafia. Members of my family kept interupting me and it really pissed me off, I was doing this as though my life depended on it, well- not always. Anyways, my father supplied the suggestion "all I have to do is put my ear to the wall and I can still hear it all".

Def Leppard's song "let's get rocked" was a protest against my father for complaining about all the time I spent inside my room, again- doing what the mafia expected of me.

At a later date, I recorded the final track upon Ozzy's most recent solo album called "can you hear them", as sort of an auto-biograpical allusion to the craft I was actually pushed beyond the point of insanity to perfect. Someone else wrote the "black sabbath" songs, they slowed my voice down so that I would sound older and at the end of "crazy train" they speeded it back up again.

Just wondering if anyone actually liked Robert Plant's latest solo cd?

Just another boring day of corporate take overs

Whatever you do Stimpy, do NOT push this button, do you understand? DO YOU?? (For the record, my middle name in real life IS Stuart- like in Charles Stuart the great pretender, but anyway my real life birthday falls on July 22nd. The song "Stuart" was originaly submitted as the SEVENTH song from the top and FOURTH from the bottom (2+2)=22nd, and nobody else could have told you that! Anyways, sayanoro you damn lousy communist muther fuckers who stole my family and community away from me and turned me into own hell of a twisted and illy percieved QUAZIMOTO sort of a mofo! This #1 is 4 YOU! FUCK AEROSMITH AND STEVEN TYLER YOU STUPID JACKASS OF A NEVERMIND ANY FURTHER SIDEKICK YOU ARE QUITE AN ASS ALREADY, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!!

jimmy fallon, sidenote- why make fun of eighties groups when you are living in the new mellinium? Pay attention to the cover- JEFF P.S. thanx in advance!

11-15-2002, 08:35 AM	#16
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Sorry, passed out again- All I remember was creating the stuff and singing it and offering musical direction. It was all recorded the same year, the vocals that is and so I guess it was easy to forget about while working on other projects. I feel like such an idiot sometimes, but in this case it really doesn't seem to be a very bad problem to have. The year was...1984. : )

11-15-2002, 12:10 PM	#20
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	How to make a nun moan- Afterwards you roll off of her and then suddenly say "oh no, it must have slipped off". Yeah Dave, I agree that Def Leppard does suck and only because they are fake! Did you know that when I did the vocals for dead milkmen that I used a retainer for the accompanying voice. "Bitchin' Camero" was a sort of plea for help that fell upon Def Gonadz, male and female alike. There was a part where I said I was going to buy some Motley Crue and some Def Leppard t-shirts because the proceeds would go toward getting their lead singer out of jail. And now you know another tiny little piece of the rest of the story. I'm Joe Q Elliot (not that fucking actor chix jizz thinkin' about on MTV) Good Day

11-16-2002, 08:00 AM	#25
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Hey there- I hate to say it, but out of everything I have written and recorded and supplied the mafia with- Dead Milkmen is my absolute fave and I will tell you why. I used two tape recorders to put the vocals together and I wrote every last bit without any outside help (including the music). My parents thought I was crazy and they weren't supposed to know what I was doing at the time. The agents I delivered the work to threatened to kill me in my parent's own back yard if I told anyone about it. I could tell you what inspired me to write any one song, even if it was simply "filler". "Jerry Lewis" was a protest song against the telethon that ruined my labor day as no one had cable service back when it was originally recorded. "Peter Bazooka" was a song about simply trying to doing my so called job in supplying the vocals to the mafia. Members of my family kept interupting me and it really pissed me off, I was doing this as though my life depended on it, well- not always. Anyways, my father supplied the suggestion "all I have to do is put my ear to the wall and I can still hear it all". Def Leppard's song "let's get rocked" was a protest against my father for complaining about all the time I spent inside my room, again- doing what the mafia expected of me. At a later date, I recorded the final track upon Ozzy's most recent solo album called "can you hear them", as sort of an auto-biograpical allusion to the craft I was actually pushed beyond the point of insanity to perfect. Someone else wrote the "black sabbath" songs, they slowed my voice down so that I would sound older and at the end of "crazy train" they speeded it back up again. Just wondering if anyone actually liked Robert Plant's latest solo cd? Just another boring day of corporate take oversWhatever you do Stimpy, do NOT push this button, do you understand? DO YOU?? (For the record, my middle name in real life IS Stuart- like in Charles Stuart the great pretender, but anyway my real life birthday falls on July 22nd. The song "Stuart" was originaly submitted as the SEVENTH song from the top and FOURTH from the bottom (2+2)=22nd, and nobody else could have told you that! Anyways, sayanoro you damn lousy communist muther fuckers who stole my family and community away from me and turned me into own hell of a twisted and illy percieved QUAZIMOTO sort of a mofo! This #1 is 4 YOU! FUCK AEROSMITH AND STEVEN TYLER YOU STUPID JACKASS OF A NEVERMIND ANY FURTHER SIDEKICK YOU ARE QUITE AN ASS ALREADY, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!! jimmy fallon, sidenote- why make fun of eighties groups when you are living in the new mellinium? Pay attention to the cover- JEFF P.S. thanx in advance! Last edited by j03L10T; 11-16-2002 at 11:58 AM.

11-15-2002, 09:30 AM	#18
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	This is something I rediscovered inside one of my original children's books and it is from a joke page. Q: Mommy, can I lick the bowl? A: No, you have to flush like everyone else.

11-15-2002, 02:53 PM	#21
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	I used to have this vinyl: But "Punk Rock Girl" from Beelzebubba was my favorite (for a while).

11-16-2002, 07:31 AM	#22
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Joe Jack Talcum?

11-16-2002, 07:54 AM	#24
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Heh! Either way, Philly represent once again and the amazing coincidences are just getting rolling.

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