Haiku 2011 - Page 2

monster · 01-26-2011, 11:46 AM

Citric pineapples
will pull you up from that hell
by your glatt bootstraps

Aliantha · 01-26-2011, 09:28 PM

I didn't write this one, but it's funny. To me anyway.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

monster · 01-27-2011, 09:42 AM

If liposuction
Could provide flammable fat
Life would be awesome

monster · 01-27-2011, 09:49 AM

Antidepressants
Work by causing arguments
To distract from gloom

monster · 01-27-2011, 09:50 AM

Procrastination
Oh how haiku takes your form
When work does beckon

monster · 01-27-2011, 10:05 AM

Pineapple hairdo
Needs drastic intervention.
Hate getting hair cut

monster · 01-27-2011, 10:51 AM

Still didn't go yet
And soon it will be too late
oh dear. *sigh*. (Hooray)

ZenGum · 01-28-2011, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

If liposuction
Could provide flammable fat
Life would be awesome

monster · 01-28-2011, 07:47 AM

Still no haircut and
No trip to the gym, perhaps
someone stole my bucket?

monster · 01-31-2011, 11:13 PM

hockey night. again.
what? first minute penalty?
Am I proud? You bet.

Lamplighter · 02-01-2011, 09:08 AM

East wind in the Gorge
Venus rising crystal morn
Still can't see Russia

monster · 04-14-2011, 10:55 AM

Made-up statistics
Are not intended to be
factual statements

infinite monkey · 05-20-2011, 09:50 AM

God had a rapture
And left me here with heathens.
Oh, hello Cellar!

footfootfoot · 05-20-2011, 10:05 AM

A vague foreboding
Has settled upon my head
Just too much coffee?

monster · 05-24-2011, 09:44 PM

House is so messy
I wonder if tornadoes
Would leave it better?

01-26-2011, 11:46 AM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Citric pineapples will pull you up from that hell by your glatt bootstraps __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-26-2011, 09:28 PM	#17
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I didn't write this one, but it's funny. To me anyway. haikus are easy but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-27-2011, 09:42 AM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If liposuction Could provide flammable fat Life would be awesome __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2011, 09:49 AM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Antidepressants Work by causing arguments To distract from gloom __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2011, 09:50 AM	#20
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Procrastination Oh how haiku takes your form When work does beckon __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2011, 10:05 AM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Pineapple hairdo Needs drastic intervention. Hate getting hair cut __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2011, 10:51 AM	#22
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Still didn't go yet And soon it will be too late oh dear. sigh. (Hooray) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-28-2011, 07:47 AM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Still no haircut and No trip to the gym, perhaps someone stole my bucket? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-31-2011, 11:13 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hockey night. again. what? first minute penalty? Am I proud? You bet. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-01-2011, 09:08 AM	#26
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	East wind in the Gorge Venus rising crystal morn Still can't see Russia

04-14-2011, 10:55 AM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Made-up statistics Are not intended to be factual statements __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2011, 09:50 AM	#28
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	God had a rapture And left me here with heathens. Oh, hello Cellar!

05-20-2011, 10:05 AM	#29
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A vague foreboding Has settled upon my head Just too much coffee? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-24-2011, 09:44 PM	#30
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	House is so messy I wonder if tornadoes Would leave it better? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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