Loos of the World - Page 2

limey · 05-19-2013, 12:33 PM

Glatt - always take your own loo paper.
Sundae - I made sure I left my sunglasses on the windowsill outside the cubicle, and tightly furled my rather flappy trousers to prevent mishaps

Sent by thought transference

orthodoc · 05-19-2013, 06:47 PM

I like your precautions, limey!

After visiting numerous unsavory loos along the highway yesterday, my personal rules now are: always remove your glasses and wig before barfing in a strange loo - well, before barfing at all. And definitely tightly furl loose clothing.

(see honeymoon fail thread)

Sundae · 05-20-2013, 04:03 AM

I have a weird memory of desperately needing to go to the toilet halfway across France. The coach stopped eventually, an unscheduled stop that made the driver quite grumpy; he was English but had total Gallic charm.

I walked into the hole in the floor toilet, retched and decided I could hold on for another couple of hours.

I'm not sure if this really happened. Truth is I'm not whiney about needing to go. If I tell you I need to, then I really need to (remember this for the future.)
But I do know with hindsight that I must already have been running a high temperature, which developed into the worst fever I've ever experienced, the only one to include hallucinations.

So maybe it was a fever-dream. If I'd really needed to go that badly I'd have squatted by the roadside.

Gravdigr · 10-12-2015, 04:49 PM

A pooper w/a puker:

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fargon · 10-12-2015, 09:16 PM

That is a pissor with a puker

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2015, 10:25 PM

Or a pair of pissers for starstruck lovers that can't bear to be apart.

Gravdigr · 10-13-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon

That is a pissor with a puker

Yeah, I assumed there was a pooper. Shouldn't have done that.

Sorry. Sorry urrbody.

Sundae · 10-14-2015, 04:10 AM

I'm frankly baffled.

That tiled thing is too high to be anything but a puker, surely. Also borne out by the sign.
But seriously - where in the WORLD do people throw up that regularly that they need to make special accommodation for it?!
Well, bars maybe. But wouldn't a normal cubicle serve the dual purpose of being somewhere where people could pass solids?

Happy Monkey · 10-14-2015, 02:17 PM

I think the idea is to have them throw up on something that the next person isn't going to want to sit on.

glatt · 10-14-2015, 02:33 PM

I looked for the source of this thing. Russian sites claim it's Russian. Czech site claim it's Czech. And French sites claim it's British.

limey · 10-14-2015, 03:16 PM

Resolution is not good enough to make out the language on the sign ...

Sent by thought transference

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2015, 04:38 PM

I think the to hand grips give it away, unless it's in a culture of vertical towel racks.

sexobon · 10-14-2015, 05:50 PM

Could be useful for seasick passengers on a ship.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2015, 08:03 PM

That's right, with these floating skyscrapers they probably discourage over the rail. Good thinking.

Sundae · 10-15-2015, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I looked for the source of this thing. Russian sites claim it's Russian. Czech site claim it's Czech. And French sites claim it's British.

Good call re the ship idea.
Except there's only one. Shouldn't the atavistic phenomenon of sympathetic vomiting mean there was at least a row of them? There can't only be one seasick person on-board.

(I am thinking about this WAY too much)

05-19-2013, 12:33 PM	#16
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Glatt - always take your own loo paper. Sundae - I made sure I left my sunglasses on the windowsill outside the cubicle, and tightly furled my rather flappy trousers to prevent mishaps Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-19-2013, 06:47 PM	#17
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I like your precautions, limey! After visiting numerous unsavory loos along the highway yesterday, my personal rules now are: always remove your glasses and wig before barfing in a strange loo - well, before barfing at all. And definitely tightly furl loose clothing. (see honeymoon fail thread) __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

05-20-2013, 04:03 AM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have a weird memory of desperately needing to go to the toilet halfway across France. The coach stopped eventually, an unscheduled stop that made the driver quite grumpy; he was English but had total Gallic charm. I walked into the hole in the floor toilet, retched and decided I could hold on for another couple of hours. I'm not sure if this really happened. Truth is I'm not whiney about needing to go. If I tell you I need to, then I really need to (remember this for the future.) But I do know with hindsight that I must already have been running a high temperature, which developed into the worst fever I've ever experienced, the only one to include hallucinations. So maybe it was a fever-dream. If I'd really needed to go that badly I'd have squatted by the roadside. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-12-2015, 04:49 PM	#19
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A pooper w/a puker: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-12-2015, 09:16 PM	#20
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	That is a pissor with a puker __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-12-2015, 10:25 PM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Or a pair of pissers for starstruck lovers that can't bear to be apart. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-14-2015, 04:10 AM	#23
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm frankly baffled. That tiled thing is too high to be anything but a puker, surely. Also borne out by the sign. But seriously - where in the WORLD do people throw up that regularly that they need to make special accommodation for it?! Well, bars maybe. But wouldn't a normal cubicle serve the dual purpose of being somewhere where people could pass solids? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-14-2015, 02:17 PM	#24
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I think the idea is to have them throw up on something that the next person isn't going to want to sit on. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-14-2015, 02:33 PM	#25
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I looked for the source of this thing. Russian sites claim it's Russian. Czech site claim it's Czech. And French sites claim it's British.

10-14-2015, 03:16 PM	#26
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Resolution is not good enough to make out the language on the sign ... Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

10-14-2015, 04:38 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think the to hand grips give it away, unless it's in a culture of vertical towel racks. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-14-2015, 05:50 PM	#28
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Could be useful for seasick passengers on a ship.

10-14-2015, 08:03 PM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's right, with these floating skyscrapers they probably discourage over the rail. Good thinking. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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