What men or women here would want me? - Page 2

morethanpretty · 04-28-2011, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

I refuse to vote in your heteronormative/cissexist poll based on the given options but

hot damn i'd be all over that in a heartbeat if we were geographically near enough for it to be feasible.

Damnit! I knew I was forgetting something. I thought that since PP believes I'm a hermaphrodite that it non-specific gendered people would be covered already.

Trilby · 04-28-2011, 05:09 AM

I voted Yes, I am a woman but if i were a man I'd want you.

How can you have any doubts?

Sundae · 04-28-2011, 11:25 AM

I voted that I want you.
I'd want to be really good mates and then we could have the odd drunken snog or fumble!

Ali, for the record I don't have any conflict with you.
But you already know that.
Maybe I have a lot of toblerone, or testerone, or toastertone or whatever it is

morethanpretty · 04-28-2011, 12:15 PM

Crapp, I should have also made one for "I'm a homosexual male but it you were a male, I'd want you"

Fail

Sundae · 04-28-2011, 12:19 PM

Or "I don't define myself by gender, but now that I know you do I wouldn't touch you with Merc's"

TheMercenary · 04-28-2011, 12:19 PM

morethanpretty · 04-28-2011, 12:21 PM

Thats what happens when you rush a job...

Undertoad · 04-28-2011, 12:27 PM

Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:

1) I'm J's man
2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation*
3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done.

*If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.

morethanpretty · 04-28-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:

1) I'm J's man
2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation*
3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done.

*If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.

You didn't read the first post:
Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully

Plus the hardware in my mouth causes no issues...I have been in a sexual relationship for the past 10months without a single incident.

Sundae · 04-28-2011, 12:41 PM

Mr Undertoad has a beard

lookout123 · 04-28-2011, 12:44 PM

If he were gay I seriously doubt UT would be in the closet.

Sundae · 04-28-2011, 12:47 PM

Are you calling him fat?

infinite monkey · 04-28-2011, 12:48 PM

No, he's phat!

limey · 04-28-2011, 12:56 PM

Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play ....

morethanpretty · 04-28-2011, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play ....

You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.

VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
mtp

View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles?
Yes, I am a man and I want you.	12	41.38%
Yes, I am a woman and I want you.	1	3.45%
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you.	11	37.93%
No, thats gross.	1	3.45%
I want pensive pam.	4	13.79%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

04-28-2011, 05:09 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I voted Yes, I am a woman but if i were a man I'd want you. How can you have any doubts? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-28-2011, 12:15 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Crapp, I should have also made one for "I'm a homosexual male but it you were a male, I'd want you" Fail __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-28-2011, 12:19 PM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-28-2011, 12:21 PM	#7
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Thats what happens when you rush a job... __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-28-2011, 11:25 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I voted that I want you. I'd want to be really good mates and then we could have the odd drunken snog or fumble! Ali, for the record I don't have any conflict with you. But you already know that. Maybe I have a lot of toblerone, or testerone, or toastertone or whatever it is

04-28-2011, 12:27 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons: 1) I'm J's man 2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation* 3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done. *If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.

04-28-2011, 12:41 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Mr Undertoad has a beard

04-28-2011, 12:44 PM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	If he were gay I seriously doubt UT would be in the closet. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

04-28-2011, 12:47 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Are you calling him fat?

04-28-2011, 12:48 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No, he's phat!

04-28-2011, 12:56 PM	#14
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play .... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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