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Old 04-29-2011, 04:10 PM   #1
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"I spit on your soul" can hardly be improved.

"bittern scorn," is, at best, a hack attempt at immortality.
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:34 PM   #2
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What about "cock?"

And "cough" at the end of the post...who was it that use to do that?
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:09 PM   #3
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I also like "I lost my _______ in 9/11, you insensitive bastards."
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:16 PM   #4
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I also like "I lost my _______ in 9/11, you insensitive bastards."
One of my all time favorites.

Someone cough up the link where lumberjim calls bullshit on someone actually claiming that their sister died in the twin towers on 9/11.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

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Old 04-30-2011, 09:19 PM   #5
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How did we miss that?!

Not specifically cellar, but "Oh the humanity" and "think of the children" get a lot of mileage.
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:29 PM   #6
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shark/dolphin/whale penis
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:32 PM   #7
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shark/dolphin/whale penis on as treadmill
FTFY
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:58 PM   #8
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shark/dolphin/whale penis on as treadmill 48÷2(9+3) = how many # of potatoes?
FTFY
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:12 PM   #9
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And "cough" at the end of the post...who was it that use to do that?
Hot Pastrami!
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Old 05-01-2011, 03:59 PM   #10
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That is ƒukken awesome.

$ =
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:40 AM   #11
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Bastid?
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Old 05-02-2011, 02:05 PM   #12
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Dead hobos!
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:30 PM   #13
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Very short attempt at this type of thread here.
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__________'s __________ was killed while eating a cheeseburger-in-a-can, on a plane-on-a-treadmill when it collided with the WTC on 9/11; and if you type 1337 h4x0r into wingdings on MS Word it shows a picture of that happening, while the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches 85% of top mgmt with his noodley appendage. Did I leave anything important out?
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:34 PM   #14
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Its a Damn Dolphin i tells Ya !!!
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Old 05-04-2011, 04:25 AM   #15
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The nun fainted.

Adjectivally,
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