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Old 05-15-2011, 10:02 PM   #16
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yeah i fuckin do, but, fuck, the fuckin' go karts by fuckin then have been fuckin' runnin awhile. when you fuck em? the motor fuckin tends to be a little fuckin hot so the fuckin chaffing really fuckin sets in. as far as fuckin lube goes while fuckin a honda 9 hp? i go with fuckin mobile 1 10w30.
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:23 AM   #17
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Working on a farm in my early teens, fuck constituted 33% of our daily vocabulary. It always amazed me, when arriving home it dropped to 0% automatically. Slip-ups amounted to once every couple of years. Maybe because my father very rarely swore, and even then it would be pretty mild. If you pissed him off, he wouldn't swear and holler, he'd quietly deck you.
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Old 05-16-2011, 06:54 AM   #18
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I never used to swear in front of my Dad. But Mum was never all that bothered, as long as I wasn't swearing at someone seriously. At which point any nastines, swearing or otherwise was frowned upon.

Mum didn't used to swear much herself. But over the years she's picked up on mine and my bro's idioms. She's positively blue when driving or dealing with computers.
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Old 05-16-2011, 07:15 AM   #19
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See? I'm not gonna use fuck as indiscriminately as all that. I'm going to savour it - like a filet mignon! I'm gonna use it MORE and LOVE it more.

you people are kind of disrespecting the awesomeness that is "fuck!"
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Old 05-16-2011, 07:16 AM   #20
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Fuck you, Bri. Fuck you every which way.
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Old 05-16-2011, 07:20 AM   #21
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Fuck you, Bri. Fuck you every which way.
Hee, hee! Ok. But fuck you, too, DanaC! Fuck you like a reverse cowboy!

FFS!
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Old 05-16-2011, 07:27 AM   #22
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Oh well, fuck me sideways if I give a flying fuck. *smiles*


twat on a brick! this is fun.
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Old 05-16-2011, 07:42 AM   #23
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I don't think this is what the term "fuck buddy" means; but, no one can say you gals didn't try!
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:15 AM   #24
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:55 AM   #25
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:49 PM   #26
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Oh well, fuck me sideways if I give a flying fuck. *smiles*
You fuckers are giving me fucking ideas. For fucking.


Ima take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut now.
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Old 05-16-2011, 06:34 PM   #27
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You fuckers are giving me fucking ideas. For fucking.


Ima take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut now.
So you're going to take a regular donut and glaze it?

Dana? Bri? Y'all are giving me a hard on! I don't even need the magnafying glass now!
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:18 PM   #28
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So you're going to take a regular donut and glaze it?

Dana? Bri? Y'all are giving me a hard on! I don't even need the magnafying glass now!
a regular donut? Nah.. just the hole.
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:49 PM   #29
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Ideas, ideas, ideas...Ima see if Baby will eat donuts off my dick! Sideways.


I almost said COCK!
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:51 PM   #30
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Heheh-heh...glaze.
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