I bailed out my guitarist today - Page 2

Sundae · 08-02-2011, 01:42 PM

Some everyones are born cunts.
BIRTH CONTROL, PEOPLE!

But hey, I was sucked into a relationship like a tornado, so I'm no-one to talk.
Didn't squeeze out any babies but lost years of my life and plenty of money to it.

Bloody good for the gitar-man that he's doing what's right by his childers.
Shame they'll be 50% crazy via genetics.
Tell him next time he considers it, slam it in a wardrobe door until he rememberes how much it can hurt.

Pete Zicato · 08-02-2011, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I bailed out my guitarist today.

And ironically enough, you have the beginnings of a great blues song.

Flint · 08-02-2011, 11:24 PM

I bailed out my guitarist today?

That's right up there with "I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison..."

Spexxvet · 08-03-2011, 08:12 AM

I bailed out my guitarist today today
To see if I still feel ...

Gravdigr · 08-03-2011, 05:56 PM

Here's one your guitarist may want to add to the set list:

wolf · 08-03-2011, 06:14 PM

Good thing it was the guitarist. If it had been the bass player, you'd never get paid back.

Gravdigr · 08-04-2011, 04:06 PM

Big Sarge · 08-13-2011, 03:36 PM

[quote=Brianna;748049]I was crazy in my 20's and I hooked up with (sort of) assholes in their 20's BUT - the kids always, always, always, came before any of our craziness. always /QUOTE]

I bet those were some wild times for you in the early 60s.

plthijinx · 08-14-2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

......When I say crazy and/or insane, I mean she is permanently one inch off of losing it, and has been hospitalized in the past for being a danger to herself and others....

sounds eerily familiar.

TheMercenary · 08-14-2011, 07:49 AM

A day in the life...

Bad luck UT.

Undertoad · 09-25-2011, 05:59 PM

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Since the divorce, her personal project is making my guitarist's life a living hell, and using every resource at hand to do it. She appears to have no concern that her children are innocent bystanders getting hit with debris. For example 60 days in jail would result in no income or payments at all for her children, but this was not in her line of thought. It is a fuck.

update, merely because you enjoy the drama:

Guitarist's crazy ex tried to kill herself last weekend. So while she's hospitalized...

The kids went to her sister's house. (Her crazy sister, as these things do follow in families, whether shitty nurture or shitty nature.)

Crazy sister walked in on her daughter and guitarist's daughter smoking weed in her living room, and got violent with them, throwing guitarist's (17 year old) daughter across the room.

As the girls did not know exactly how to respond to this threatening situation, they called the cops.

When the cops arrived, they discovered that crazy sister had in fact hit the kids, and moreover was drunk at 4pm on a Thursday. When they decided to take her in, she minorly punched one of the cops in the face.

She was hauled off and put in a cell, where for two hours she screamed and yelled, and then she attempted to kill herself by hanging herself with her pants.

While the cops were stopping her from doing this, she hit one of them across the face and dragged her nails and cut him.

So now tomorrow crazy sister will face her hearing for multiple assault charges, assaulting the kids and then assaulting the cop.

http://www.pottsmerc.com/articles/20...ewmode=default

monster · 09-25-2011, 06:20 PM

::speechless::

poor.... poor... well anyone who has to deal with her really. poor kids.

SamIam · 09-25-2011, 08:36 PM

Good grief! So, where are the kids now that their Mom is in the hospital and their aunt is in jail? (I was high on the day my Auntie got out of prison...)

Undertoad · 09-25-2011, 08:53 PM

I don't know, I didn't get that detail. Guitarist can't have the kids because he's stuck in a room in a boarding house. Crazy sister's husband seemed a decent guy when I met him, so maybe they are still there.

Crazy sister's husband is a resource for the band, because he repairs amps in his spare time.

Clodfobble · 09-25-2011, 08:58 PM

Jeeezus.

Every time a cop is condescending and suspicious towards me, I have to try to remind myself that they deal with people like that most of the time...

08-02-2011, 11:24 PM	#18
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08-03-2011, 08:12 AM	#19
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I bailed out my guitarist today today To see if I still feel ... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-03-2011, 05:56 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Here's one your guitarist may want to add to the set list: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-03-2011, 06:14 PM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Good thing it was the guitarist. If it had been the bass player, you'd never get paid back. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-04-2011, 04:06 PM	#22
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08-02-2011, 01:42 PM	#16
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Some everyones are born cunts. BIRTH CONTROL, PEOPLE! But hey, I was sucked into a relationship like a tornado, so I'm no-one to talk. Didn't squeeze out any babies but lost years of my life and plenty of money to it. Bloody good for the gitar-man that he's doing what's right by his childers. Shame they'll be 50% crazy via genetics. Tell him next time he considers it, slam it in a wardrobe door until he rememberes how much it can hurt.

08-13-2011, 03:36 PM	#23
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	[quote=Brianna;748049]I was crazy in my 20's and I hooked up with (sort of) assholes in their 20's BUT - the kids always, always, always, came before any of our craziness. always /QUOTE] I bet those were some wild times for you in the early 60s. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-14-2011, 07:49 AM	#25
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	A day in the life... Bad luck UT. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-25-2011, 06:20 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	::speechless:: poor.... poor... well anyone who has to deal with her really. poor kids. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-25-2011, 08:36 PM	#28
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Good grief! So, where are the kids now that their Mom is in the hospital and their aunt is in jail? (I was high on the day my Auntie got out of prison...)

09-25-2011, 08:53 PM	#29
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I don't know, I didn't get that detail. Guitarist can't have the kids because he's stuck in a room in a boarding house. Crazy sister's husband seemed a decent guy when I met him, so maybe they are still there. Crazy sister's husband is a resource for the band, because he repairs amps in his spare time.

09-25-2011, 08:58 PM	#30
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Jeeezus. Every time a cop is condescending and suspicious towards me, I have to try to remind myself that they deal with people like that most of the time... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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