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Old 08-10-2011, 12:36 PM   #1
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What do a cowboy hat and a hemorrhoid have in common?
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A swollen or sweaty rim?
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Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:56 PM   #2
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A laugh?
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Old 08-10-2011, 11:34 PM   #3
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oh how cute, a bear
and it's cubs! kissy kissy..
argh squelch gush ugh uh
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Old 08-11-2011, 02:24 AM   #4
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oh how cute, a bear
and it's cubs! kissy kissy..
argh squelch gush ugh uh
Did Beast make it back alive from Yellowstone? Or is this how you are breaking the news?
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Old 08-11-2011, 12:08 PM   #5
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I do not yet get
The answer to footfoot.
monster: Goldilocks?

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Old 08-12-2011, 03:26 AM   #6
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argh squelch gush ugh uh

The Darwin awards?

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Meant to embellish
But I bristle at your touch
When you take that tone
Smartphone?


Nigh on seven bits
of the woes of this sad world
The King is to blame
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Old 08-12-2011, 09:23 AM   #7
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Not a smartphone


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England?
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Old 08-12-2011, 12:08 PM   #8
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Meant to embellish
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Old 08-12-2011, 08:53 AM   #9
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it is cubs?
Monster?
is it you?
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:22 AM   #10
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SAM! GET IN HERE!
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:59 AM   #11
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and it's cubs! kissy kissy..
argh squelch gush ugh uh
Bear poop?
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Old 08-12-2011, 02:29 PM   #12
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No idea who is taking turns where.
So bugger it, I'm putting one out there anyway.

This refers to which recent thread?

Some trees need to fall.
Even if sustainable
Are their functions met?
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Old 08-12-2011, 02:34 PM   #13
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I'm going to pout if no one will guess at mine. I thought it was clever, but easy.

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Old 08-12-2011, 02:38 PM   #14
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Clues! Give!
Thread or Dwellar or recent event or WHAT?!

Soz - late to this and feeling left out
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Old 08-12-2011, 02:40 PM   #15
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Mine: an item people use for something.

Is riddle.

As to yours, I'm thinking of the old "if a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to hear it..."
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