Hello, new guy here. - Page 2

monster · 08-15-2011, 09:58 AM

I disagree, dana. I think it's AWing to start a new thread without saying something other than hi. But that's Ok, there's always room for another. And meanwhile we've kept the thread nice and warm. And stylish.

sexobon, I think you're on to something

jimhelm · 08-15-2011, 10:28 AM

Sellers or Spammers?

Big Sarge · 08-15-2011, 11:12 AM

I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door

DanaC · 08-15-2011, 11:23 AM

lol

Nah. If he's a Jovo invite him in and put him in the room with the pentagram themed wallpaper.

Or stick him Bri's room and leave him to ponder the corn dollies.

Big Sarge · 08-15-2011, 02:03 PM

I go to the door in my Panda suit. When you start talking about furry love, they tend to leave quickly

John Sellers · 08-15-2011, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Welcome, John.

Sit back, relax...jim will be along with a quiz in due time.

Who?

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Originally Posted by grynch

( conversing )

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

As long as he's not of these loonie Brits, we'll be ok.

Nope. I 'm all USA.

Although, I must say, the BBC makes some great TV shows.

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door

I'm not an advertiser for God either..

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Originally Posted by DanaC

lol

Nah. If he's a Jovo invite him in and put him in the room with the pentagram themed wallpaper.

Or stick him Bri's room and leave him to ponder the corn dollies.

Pentagrams are cool.

*************

The reason I don't intro myself other than saying hi is because it's redundant. Just check my profile, but gimie a few minutes, as I couldn't fill it out before my first post was approved.

John Sellers · 08-15-2011, 03:49 PM

I'm still here. My posts had to be approved. I actually posted maybe 5 times so far.

jimhelm · 08-15-2011, 03:56 PM

Why don't Italians like Jehova's Witnesses?

hit ctrl +A

Italians don't like ANY witnesses

John Sellers · 08-15-2011, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Welcome, John.

Sit back, relax...jim will be along with a quiz in due time.

Now I'm scared.

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch

( conversing )

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

As long as he's not of these loonie Brits, we'll be ok.

USA all the way! I have no problem with the Queen's people though. They make good TV.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door

I don't advertise for God either.

Gravdigr · 08-15-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Does Chuck Norris wear chucks?

I don't get these threads. What is the point of an "introduction thread" if you don't actually introduce yourself? Arse-sellers indeed.

He was worried you wouldn't have anything to bitch about?

John Sellers · 08-15-2011, 06:35 PM

I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole.

SamIam · 08-15-2011, 07:42 PM

Then you should fit right in.

Nirvana · 08-15-2011, 08:47 PM

Welcome John! :wave: Since we have not heard from Sheldonrs I have just the thing for assholes! Enjoy!

monster · 08-15-2011, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by John R. Sellers

I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole.

No I'm the bitch. But don't worry about it, Grav has difficulty with the fact he gets pwnd every time he tangles with me. Onward....

So in the absence of the Jim quiz (or in the interim....):

1) Real name or handle?

2) cut or uncut?

3) Michigan or Ohio?

4) Favourite BBC programme?

6) What is Question 5? (The Lumberjim Memorial Question)

7) Favorite image of The Day so far?

8) Favorite recipe for image of the day?

9) Dogs or Cats?

10) Pets or children?

11) Charlie Sheen or Brittany Spears?

12) What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

13) prime numbers or even numbers?

14) Halloween or 4th July?

15) Where do you live? And when will you next be out of the house? Is there a burglar alarm?

John Sellers · 08-15-2011, 11:44 PM

Ok...

1) Real Name

2) Well, I ain't Jewish. :p

3 ) Neither

4) Doctor Who

6) See question 82.5.9

7)

8) N/A

9) Cats, but also dogs.

10) See answer 9.

11) Where's the batshit signal?

12 ) African or European?

13) Zero Point Modules

14) Micheal?

15) Down by the river.

08-15-2011, 09:58 AM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I disagree, dana. I think it's AWing to start a new thread without saying something other than hi. But that's Ok, there's always room for another. And meanwhile we've kept the thread nice and warm. And stylish. sexobon, I think you're on to something Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-15-2011, 10:28 AM	#17
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Sellers or Spammers? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-15-2011, 11:12 AM	#18
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I think he might be a Jehovah's Witness. Quick, shut the door __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-15-2011, 02:03 PM	#20
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I go to the door in my Panda suit. When you start talking about furry love, they tend to leave quickly __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-15-2011, 03:49 PM	#22
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	I'm still here. My posts had to be approved. I actually posted maybe 5 times so far. Last edited by John Sellers; 08-15-2011 at 03:54 PM.

08-15-2011, 03:56 PM	#23
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Why don't Italians like Jehova's Witnesses? hit ctrl +A Italians don't like ANY witnesses __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-15-2011, 06:35 PM	#26
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	I'm not a bitch, I'm your friendly neighborhood asshole.

08-15-2011, 07:42 PM	#27
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Then you should fit right in.

08-15-2011, 08:47 PM	#28
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	NSFW NSFW NSFW Welcome John! :wave: Since we have not heard from Sheldonrs I have just the thing for assholes! Enjoy! Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind. Last edited by Nirvana; 08-15-2011 at 08:51 PM. Reason: Because I wanted the damn picture farther down the post! ;)

08-15-2011, 11:44 PM	#30
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	Ok... 1) Real Name 2) Well, I ain't Jewish. :p 3 ) Neither 4) Doctor Who 6) See question 82.5.9 7) 8) N/A 9) Cats, but also dogs. 10) See answer 9. 11) Where's the batshit signal? 12 ) African or European? 13) Zero Point Modules 14) Micheal? 15) Down by the river.

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