1/2/2003: Mascot frightens infant

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by warch
I'm trying to figure out the line across the eyes-is the egg head gonna open up? Or has it just closed?

It looks like a crack, hence this mascot is a true crackhead.

[kabomba]

Originally posted by Thadius

Los Olivos, California - In the security and privacy of the Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's youngest son met his father for the first time today. Jackson has recently completed the latest round of surgeries to tranform his appearance to that of a 'multi-cultural Diana Ross.

How close does he want to get ....?

OMG!! Please don't let Michelle, I mean Michael Jackson see that; he might just try to have that surgery performed.
([side bar]:Is he not dangerous around children of any age, at all ends of the gamut? "Let's see, for pre-teens, I will molest them. Infants, I dangle them off high places. Now what to do with the 14 and older.....?)

You know, if he were just a regular schmuck he'd have been in prison years ago!