Beautiful Women: An Observation - Page 2

jimhelm · 11-17-2011, 05:16 PM

Anyone with the balls to ask the pretty woman out has a chance. Those who don't ...don't.

there is a chance that she might be just as pretty inside.....

ZenGum · 11-17-2011, 05:18 PM

Aww, Jim, you're smitten with this new girl, ain't ya?

ZenGum · 11-17-2011, 05:20 PM

Oh and don't bother learning any Ani Di Franco songs. It only impresses a certain type of girl, and that type is lesbian.

I have been declared to have "lesbian credibility", though. That took Ani, Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls.

jimhelm · 11-17-2011, 05:35 PM

that was SO not the point.

I've never had the balls to ask the SUPER hot ones out.... I was just saying,... they don't get asked a lot. cuz regular dopes like you and me go... uh,..yeah.. so far out of my league that she'd laugh in my face.... and never try.

regular.joe · 11-17-2011, 06:18 PM

I married the girl who was WAY out of my league. I was a joe just getting out of the Army after 9 years, with no prospects but to work on the cook line in a restraint in Monterey and surf all morning.

18 years later we have grown to become great friends, the sex is still HOT...I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay. I'm finally getting to have some prospects about myself and she's still with me. Oh yea, we are growing old and out of shape together. It's not such a big deal, it's more important that we show love for each other.

Rrrraven · 11-18-2011, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe

I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay.

Now that right there is sexy. With the right person this is all you need. Well, for foreplay that is.

Gravdigr · 11-29-2011, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe

I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay.

Hold on to her like grim death!!

classicman · 11-18-2011, 10:56 AM

Bri - Thats just shows you what an asshole he was/is.
I couldn't imagine any real man saying something like that. smh.
My ex gained about the same after three kids and although I wasn't thrilled, I never ever said a thing about it. What a dick.

I find it kinda funny that on facebook I have been reconnecting with a lot of old classmates from HS. We all got old, we all gained weight, many have grey hair, many of the guys even lost hair. Even that one girl who everyone thought was the hottest thing around and was gonna be a model and all that - to see her now - you'd never know.

classicman · 11-18-2011, 11:55 AM

Sundae - STFU and listen to them, REALLY LISTEN and hear what they are saying.
Let go of that BS you have floating in your mind. Its WRONG. You are a beautiful person.

(ok, back to the meanie me)

infinite monkey · 11-18-2011, 12:05 PM

Skip to 7:25 (I don't know how to do that thingy.)

If you don't watch any of my videos, watch this one, starting at 7:25.

It was partly done because of the flack Delta Burke was getting for gaining weight.

People should be ashamed.

"I don't see receding hairlines, the beginnings of pot bellies and crow's feet...I just see the beautiful faces of old girlfriends and sweet young boys who used to stand on my front porch and try to kiss me good night..."

Beauty.

HungLikeJesus · 11-18-2011, 02:15 PM

I was going to say something funny, but I think it would have only been funny to me.

BigV · 11-18-2011, 09:42 PM

I'm totally stealing that joe.

thanks brother!

richlevy · 11-18-2011, 10:31 PM

I always thought you were beautiful Sundae. I looked at the pics you posted to the NSFW thread more than once. That took guts. I also appreciate the pink hair and the 'this is my style so f**k off' attitude.

Big Sarge isn't your only fan. Relax and enjoy life.

DucksNuts · 12-01-2011, 01:56 AM

The super smoking hot ones are usually single for a reason, not always just because the guys are too scared to ask them out.

I dont wait for guys to ask me out anymore, if my really obvious flirting is not working, I take matters into my own hands.

Then again, ever since I got unmarried, I havent held a steady relationship for more than 12 months.

it · 01-01-2012, 10:23 AM

so far, this is what worked for me: go to a different country then the one you are born in.

in canada i was a burly tall dark curly haired man with a rythmical accent and a sexy stubble face...

in israel i'm a fat guy.

get my point? and no, there are no exceptions - everyone is exotic somewhere in the world, and you'll find yourself a good bunch of leagues over wherever you are used to be standing.

11-17-2011, 05:16 PM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Anyone with the balls to ask the pretty woman out has a chance. Those who don't ...don't. there is a chance that she might be just as pretty inside..... __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-17-2011, 05:18 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Aww, Jim, you're smitten with this new girl, ain't ya? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-17-2011, 05:20 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh and don't bother learning any Ani Di Franco songs. It only impresses a certain type of girl, and that type is lesbian. I have been declared to have "lesbian credibility", though. That took Ani, Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-17-2011, 05:35 PM	#4
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	that was SO not the point. I've never had the balls to ask the SUPER hot ones out.... I was just saying,... they don't get asked a lot. cuz regular dopes like you and me go... uh,..yeah.. so far out of my league that she'd laugh in my face.... and never try. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-17-2011, 06:18 PM	#5
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I married the girl who was WAY out of my league. I was a joe just getting out of the Army after 9 years, with no prospects but to work on the cook line in a restraint in Monterey and surf all morning. 18 years later we have grown to become great friends, the sex is still HOT...I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay. I'm finally getting to have some prospects about myself and she's still with me. Oh yea, we are growing old and out of shape together. It's not such a big deal, it's more important that we show love for each other. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

11-18-2011, 10:56 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Bri - Thats just shows you what an asshole he was/is. I couldn't imagine any real man saying something like that. smh. My ex gained about the same after three kids and although I wasn't thrilled, I never ever said a thing about it. What a dick. I find it kinda funny that on facebook I have been reconnecting with a lot of old classmates from HS. We all got old, we all gained weight, many have grey hair, many of the guys even lost hair. Even that one girl who everyone thought was the hottest thing around and was gonna be a model and all that - to see her now - you'd never know. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-18-2011, 11:55 AM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sundae - STFU and listen to them, REALLY LISTEN and hear what they are saying. Let go of that BS you have floating in your mind. Its WRONG. You are a beautiful person. (ok, back to the meanie me) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-18-2011, 12:05 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Skip to 7:25 (I don't know how to do that thingy.) If you don't watch any of my videos, watch this one, starting at 7:25. It was partly done because of the flack Delta Burke was getting for gaining weight. People should be ashamed. "I don't see receding hairlines, the beginnings of pot bellies and crow's feet...I just see the beautiful faces of old girlfriends and sweet young boys who used to stand on my front porch and try to kiss me good night..." Beauty.

11-18-2011, 02:15 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I was going to say something funny, but I think it would have only been funny to me. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-18-2011, 09:42 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'm totally stealing that joe. thanks brother! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-18-2011, 10:31 PM	#13
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I always thought you were beautiful Sundae. I looked at the pics you posted to the NSFW thread more than once. That took guts. I also appreciate the pink hair and the 'this is my style so fk off' attitude. Big Sarge isn't your only fan. Relax and enjoy life. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama**

12-01-2011, 01:56 AM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	The super smoking hot ones are usually single for a reason, not always just because the guys are too scared to ask them out. I dont wait for guys to ask me out anymore, if my really obvious flirting is not working, I take matters into my own hands. Then again, ever since I got unmarried, I havent held a steady relationship for more than 12 months.

01-01-2012, 10:23 AM	#15
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	so far, this is what worked for me: go to a different country then the one you are born in. in canada i was a burly tall dark curly haired man with a rythmical accent and a sexy stubble face... in israel i'm a fat guy. get my point? and no, there are no exceptions - everyone is exotic somewhere in the world, and you'll find yourself a good bunch of leagues over wherever you are used to be standing.

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