Batman Name Generator - Page 2

Gravdigr · 06-20-2012, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers

Then what is it

It was a request for you to STFU, and go away.

"STFU":

'S' = Shut
'T' = The
'F' = Fuck
'U' = Up

"Go away":

As in 'Sayonara'
As in 'So long Sammy, see ya in Miami'
As in 'Buh-bye'
As in 'Take a flying leap'

I'd give you more examples, but, you seem like the easily-confused type.

John Sellers · 06-20-2012, 04:49 PM

Sorry to disappoint, but I think I'll stick around for a while.

Of course,I never really left in the first place...technically speaking.

Gravdigr · 06-20-2012, 05:01 PM

classicman · 06-20-2012, 10:32 PM

Ease up Grav. No need to pick on him.

Gravdigr · 06-21-2012, 12:02 PM

Meh, fuck him if he can't take a joke.

John Sellers · 06-21-2012, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Meh, fuck him if he can't take a joke.

Oh, I can take a joke...a good joke.

infinite monkey · 06-21-2012, 03:19 PM

A Sellars walked into the Cellar.

Why the long face, asked the bartender?

Oh he came with the suit, said the parrot, as the skeleton mopped up his drink.

Kind of a nonsensical conglomerate of bar jokes. But funny, right?

John Sellers · 06-21-2012, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

A Sellars walked into the Cellar.

I like this one. Nice wordplay on my family name.

infinite monkey · 06-21-2012, 03:42 PM

It was really one joke except for the last sentence.

And now I'm realizing my callous error. I didn't mean it that way, man. I was just conglomerating bar jokes.

regular.joe · 06-24-2012, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers

No it's not. No matter what letters you choose, your name's always gonna be "Batman". Absolutely NO thought was put into this. Some better name generators would be the ones at, for example, Rum & Monkey, or the Vampire Name Generator at Emmadavies.net. My vampire name is Uriel Beau Pre, a.k.a Thanatos of The Steely Moon, child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.

Dude, you are way too serious. Makes me want to ask.....wait for it...........why so serious?

That is humor, you may recognize that.

John Sellers · 06-25-2012, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe

Dude, you are way too serious. Makes me want to ask.....wait for it...........why so serious?

It's not a question of seriousness. It's a question of putting some thought into one's humor.

Clodfobble · 06-25-2012, 10:51 AM

John, it is one of the unwritten rules of social behavior that, when a joke is not funny to you, you simply don't say anything. You just move on, because an argument over whether something is funny is definitely not funny either.

Incidentally, the reason many people would find the Batman list to be funny is because it is unexpected: you expect that a name generator like that will be full of creative variations, like name generators always are. By making the results all "Batman," the list maker is 1.) surprising the reader with something unexpected, and 2.) implying that Batman is so cool, no other variation could possibly be better.

jimhelm · 06-25-2012, 01:27 PM

see rule 2 above:

Name: JIM HELM NAME GENERATOR.jpg
Views: 6276
Size: 86.6 KB

Rhianne · 06-25-2012, 01:56 PM

I'm JIMHELM!

jimhelm · 06-25-2012, 02:48 PM

06-20-2012, 05:01 PM	#18
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-20-2012, 10:32 PM	#19
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ease up Grav. No need to pick on him. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-21-2012, 12:02 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Meh, fuck him if he can't take a joke. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-25-2012, 10:51 AM	#27
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	John, it is one of the unwritten rules of social behavior that, when a joke is not funny to you, you simply don't say anything. You just move on, because an argument over whether something is funny is definitely not funny either. Incidentally, the reason many people would find the Batman list to be funny is because it is unexpected: you expect that a name generator like that will be full of creative variations, like name generators always are. By making the results all "Batman," the list maker is 1.) surprising the reader with something unexpected, and 2.) implying that Batman is so cool, no other variation could possibly be better. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-25-2012, 01:27 PM	#28
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	see rule 2 above: __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

06-20-2012, 04:49 PM	#17
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	Sorry to disappoint, but I think I'll stick around for a while. Of course,I never really left in the first place...technically speaking.

06-21-2012, 03:19 PM	#22
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A Sellars walked into the Cellar. Why the long face, asked the bartender? Oh he came with the suit, said the parrot, as the skeleton mopped up his drink. Kind of a nonsensical conglomerate of bar jokes. But funny, right?

06-21-2012, 03:42 PM	#24
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It was really one joke except for the last sentence. And now I'm realizing my callous error. I didn't mean it that way, man. I was just conglomerating bar jokes.

06-25-2012, 01:56 PM	#29
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I'm JIMHELM!

06-25-2012, 02:48 PM	#30
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	__________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)