1/29/2003: Accident victim winds up on wire - Page 2

God · 01-30-2003, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Ep
He must have made that other vehicle swerve into the kid's Jeep.

The other vehicle was probably under the influence of Satan. There aren't many negative things that happen to people that are directly my doing. Many times I am trying to create positive situations for people and Satan spins the situation into pain and suffering. In this case, I managed to work a small miracle on the fly. I guess I still got <I>it</I> (God flexes his bicepts)

There are a lot of vehicles down there to keep track of. Luckily, I was pondering the use of those me-damn traffic cameras and saw the accident in process. This coincidence doesn't mean you shouldn't normally wear your seatbelt though.

Oooh, and....you're welcome for that little miracle keeping Poindexter's financial microscope out of your recta.

Elspode · 01-30-2003, 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by God

Many times I am trying to create positive situations for people and Satan spins the situation into pain and suffering.

But...if Satan can cause aberrations in what You do, then doesn't that mean that you are *not* all powerful, omnipotent and infallible?

Angelus · 02-04-2003, 06:47 PM

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(God flexes his bicepts)

Wow, I wonder what "bicepts" are! I know that God's thoughts are higher than my thoughts, and God's ways are higher than my ways, but it appears that God's appendages are much different from my appendages. All I've got are these lousy biceps.

And don't try telling me that God misspelled "biceps"! God making a mistake. Ha! (Though you gotta wonder what He was thinking when he designed the platypus...)

elSicomoro · 02-04-2003, 06:50 PM

I just want to know what this "it" is that God still apparently has.

God · 02-05-2003, 10:04 AM

(An angel walks into God's office) The mortals are heckling you on the Cellar again sir.

(God is working intensely at his computer) Ok, just take their names, I'm really busy working a miracle for Colin Powell right now.

Griff · 02-05-2003, 10:12 AM

God, could you explain why Colin is holding a small vial of cocaine?

BigV · 08-26-2008, 05:14 PM

pun quotient == .85

Very high!

lookout123 · 08-26-2008, 05:19 PM

This thread bumped in the interest of hilighting bizarre cellar humor.

ZenGum · 08-26-2008, 08:16 PM

Thanks for the bump! (I know, that's what she said!)

The platypus was a prank. I think He had been drinking.

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Thanks for the bump! (I know, that's what she said!) The platypus was a prank. I think He had been drinking. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-04-2003, 06:50 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I just want to know what this "it" is that God still apparently has.

02-05-2003, 10:04 AM	#5
God Not half the God I used to be Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best Posts: 120	(An angel walks into God's office) The mortals are heckling you on the Cellar again sir. (God is working intensely at his computer) Ok, just take their names, I'm really busy working a miracle for Colin Powell right now.

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