What's the Best Question to ask on the First Date? - Page 2

wolf · 01-22-2014, 12:33 AM

So if one likes beer and horror movies, is that a good sign or a bad sign?

footfootfoot · 01-22-2014, 06:35 AM

I think that's a perfecta. If the person also owns a movie theater or is a beer distributer, then that's a trifecta.

Hey farto.

infinite monkey · 01-22-2014, 11:06 AM

I love beer. I love scary movies. I own a movie theater that has a 'make your own beer' bar. I own a bar that shows scary movies 24/7. The movie theater is named Beerz and the bar is named Moviez.

Yet here my ass sits all alone.

Well, I'm off to buy a pizza parlor that serves beer and shows scary movies 24/7. Not sure what I'm gonna call it. Any suggestions?

footfootfoot · 01-22-2014, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I love beer. I love scary movies. I own a movie theater that has a 'make your own beer' bar. I own a bar that shows scary movies 24/7. The movie theater is named Beerz and the bar is named Moviez.

Yet here my ass sits all alone.

Well, I'm off to buy a pizza parlor that serves beer and shows scary movies 24/7. Not sure what I'm gonna call it. Any suggestions?

Home Sweet Home?

infinite monkey · 01-22-2014, 12:16 PM

That's funny. I just went to get a frozen pizza and some beer for later.

Yeah, I'm a real catch.

glatt · 01-22-2014, 12:38 PM

What kind of frozen pizza?

And less importantly, what kind of beer?

infinite monkey · 01-22-2014, 12:42 PM

My refined tastes are just a small part of why I'm such a catch:

Totinos pizza and Miller Lite.

glatt · 01-22-2014, 12:44 PM

I like Miller Lite.

And I'm sometimes curious about who makes the best frozen pizza. Haven't heard of Totinos. Must be a regional thing. Is it good? What kind? Pepperoni?

infinite monkey · 01-22-2014, 12:49 PM

Oh, it's not good. They're little tiny cheap pizzas...but I love the crispy crunchy crust. And it cost a buck. I got triple pepp 'cause they were out of combination pepp and saus. Triple pepp means there are about three small pepperonis slices like you would find on REAL pizza, cut into tiny pieces and scattered around. They used to be about the size of an album and now they're the size of a 45.

Mom always kept them in the freezer when we were teenagers.

glatt · 01-22-2014, 01:00 PM

They sound perfect for an after school snack.

lumberjim · 01-22-2014, 03:12 PM

Digiornos.

DanaC · 01-22-2014, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Digiornos.

Bless you!

Sheldonrs · 01-22-2014, 03:40 PM

First date question:

"Do you hate these family reunions as much as I do?"

wolf · 01-23-2014, 10:32 AM

I think it's more important to take a good history, do a mini mental status and run a criminal background check before proceeding.

footfootfoot · 01-23-2014, 11:51 AM

"I'd like to talk to you about your record."
"MY RECORD? What the hell you wanna talk about that for? I done my time. I paid my debt to society. How was I to know she was only fifteen, she looked eighteen to me..."
"No, your MUSIC record. Your new album."
"Oh. That."

01-22-2014, 12:33 AM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So if one likes beer and horror movies, is that a good sign or a bad sign? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-22-2014, 06:35 AM	#17
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think that's a perfecta. If the person also owns a movie theater or is a beer distributer, then that's a trifecta. Hey farto. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-22-2014, 03:12 PM	#26
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Digiornos. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-22-2014, 03:40 PM	#28
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	First date question: "Do you hate these family reunions as much as I do?" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-23-2014, 10:32 AM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think it's more important to take a good history, do a mini mental status and run a criminal background check before proceeding. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-22-2014, 11:06 AM	#18
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I love beer. I love scary movies. I own a movie theater that has a 'make your own beer' bar. I own a bar that shows scary movies 24/7. The movie theater is named Beerz and the bar is named Moviez. Yet here my ass sits all alone. Well, I'm off to buy a pizza parlor that serves beer and shows scary movies 24/7. Not sure what I'm gonna call it. Any suggestions?

01-22-2014, 12:16 PM	#20
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That's funny. I just went to get a frozen pizza and some beer for later. Yeah, I'm a real catch.

01-22-2014, 12:38 PM	#21
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What kind of frozen pizza? And less importantly, what kind of beer?

01-22-2014, 12:42 PM	#22
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My refined tastes are just a small part of why I'm such a catch: Totinos pizza and Miller Lite.

01-22-2014, 12:44 PM	#23
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I like Miller Lite. And I'm sometimes curious about who makes the best frozen pizza. Haven't heard of Totinos. Must be a regional thing. Is it good? What kind? Pepperoni?

01-22-2014, 12:49 PM	#24
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh, it's not good. They're little tiny cheap pizzas...but I love the crispy crunchy crust. And it cost a buck. I got triple pepp 'cause they were out of combination pepp and saus. Triple pepp means there are about three small pepperonis slices like you would find on REAL pizza, cut into tiny pieces and scattered around. They used to be about the size of an album and now they're the size of a 45. Mom always kept them in the freezer when we were teenagers.

01-22-2014, 01:00 PM	#25
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They sound perfect for an after school snack.

01-23-2014, 11:51 AM	#30
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"I'd like to talk to you about your record." "MY RECORD? What the hell you wanna talk about that for? I done my time. I paid my debt to society. How was I to know she was only fifteen, she looked eighteen to me..." "No, your MUSIC record. Your new album." "Oh. That." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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