Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems

[wolf]

Originally posted by sycamore
Me...b/c I came up with the idea, and b/c the other two shows similar to this concept have the conservative first.

And b/c I can drink you under the table.

I wouldn't bet on that if I were you ...

[juju]

Or, hey, why not a radio show instead? You don't have to worry about looking good in front of the camera, and you could broadcast it on the internet from your computer for free!

[slang]

Can I light my farts at the end of the show?

[wolf]

Originally posted by slang
Can I light my farts at the end of the show?

That wouldn't work too well on radio, unfortunately.

[slang]

Originally posted by perth
Please, oh, please can I be the guy who runs back and forth to Starbucks getting everybody lattes?

~James

What about the guy that runs for ammo? Who wants that job?

[elSicomoro]

Wolf, slang himself says he doesn't drink much anymore. And I can still pack it away. *thumps his chest like an ass*

Juju, I've thought of Public Access before...shit, I'm sure there's some podunk radio station up slang's way that's looking for something different. Besides, I suspect that up in those parts, I'd be a whipping boy. Fantastic! I love climbing mountains.

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by wolf
That wouldn't work too well on radio, unfortunately.

If we put something flammable close to ground zero, then folks could hear shit go ablaze.

[perth]

Originally posted by slang



What about the guy that runs for ammo? Who wants that job?

As long as the gun store is next to the Starbucks, I'm your man.

~James

[wolf]

Originally posted by slang
What about the guy that runs for ammo? Who wants that job?

To save a couple bucks on staffing, I could do that as well as pull you off each other when it went to fisticuffs ... (knowing of slang's dislike for physical labor, that will be a rare occasion. he has to get REALLY pissed off ...)

Also, I can already ID ammo types and calibers by feel as well as visual inspection. You want .45 JHP, you GET .45 JHP, not .40 Ball by mistake ... James already said he'd fuck up the coffee order, remember.

[perth]

Originally posted by wolf
Also, I can already ID ammo types and calibers by feel as well as visual inspection. You want .45 JHP, you GET .45 JHP, not .40 Ball by mistake ...

Let wolf do it. I have no fucking clue what that means.

~James

[slang]

Originally posted by sycamore
shit, I'm sure there's some podunk radio station up slang's way that's looking for something different.

What we have now is "something different" what this area needs is something good.

[slang]

Originally posted by perth

As long as the gun store is next to the Starbucks, I'm your man.

~James

There arent any Starbucks up here Perth. We do have Smoking Joe's though. Not quite the same though.

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by perth

As long as the gun store is next to the Starbucks, I'm your man.

Shit, that could be a problem. I have never seen a Starbucks next to a gun store...those seem like polar opposites.

Though, I could always open a gun store inside a Starbucks, or vice versa.

"Yes, I'd like to purchase a gold-plated Desert Eagle...oh! And a cranberry scone!"

[slang]

Originally posted by wolf


To save a couple bucks on staffing, I could do that as well as pull you off each other when it went to fisticuffs ... (knowing of slang's dislike for physical labor, that will be a rare occasion. he has to get REALLY pissed off ...)

I would rather limit the action to shouting and extended piercing glares, they're much less labor intensive.

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by slang
What we have now is "something different" what this area needs is something good.

Well, shit, this is guaranteed to be good. Because it has me in it. And you. And wolf with the bullets. And James as the coffee bitch.