ANSWER ME!: (September) - Page 2

footfootfoot · 09-06-2020, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Points mean prizes!

(Definite bonus points for anybody who knows what that's from.)

Glenngary Glen Ross?

sexobon · 09-04-2020, 07:20 PM

Wait for it!

BigV · 09-04-2020, 08:04 PM

1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)?
I do have a yelling voice and it's not completely safe for indoor use. I have raised my regular indoor voice in such circumstances, but actual yelling, no. (I have felt trapped by the automated attendant much like these poor bastards)

2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety)
Once a week. Today we got up and out early and rode around Clear Creek Trail. It was lovely.

3) How old is my sister?
Rude.

4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go?
We've had a number of road trips here in the After Time. We've been as far as Spokane, about 350 miles.

5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of?
Older and wiser (one moreso than the the other...)

6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded?
Caffeine is my friend.

7) Complete this limerick:
There was a young man from Milan
Who kept a spare nut in a can
When asked why he did it
He said "There's no limit
An Onan can plan, and began.

8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar?
Chocolate. Just because you punctuate it like that doesn't make it a legitimate question.

9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest?
This one. To be fair, it wasn't a whole animal.

10) Who is your favorite comedian?
I probably miss Robin Williams the most. What a genius.

11) Running or Swimming?
Running is more social for me because if I'm running, you better be running too cause we're about to die from whatever's chasing us. So naturally I prefer swimming.

SteveDallas · 09-04-2020, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)?

No

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2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety)

Quite a bit at this point, it's been my main non-working non-drinking quarantine activity. I did 20 miles today.

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3) How old is my sister?

29

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4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go?

We've taken time off from work, but we haven't gone anywhere.

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5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of?

A few years back I started getting a mint plant and putting it in a pot each year for mint juleps and mojitos through the summer.

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6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded?

Fully leaded. Also, I respect decaf as the loyal opposition. Half-caff is just an abomination before God and man.

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7) Complete this limerick:
There was a young man from Milan
Who kept a spare nut in a can
When asked why he did it
He said "There's no limit
___________________"

To how much I love nuts, I'm a fan!"

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8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar?

Chips, especially kettle chips.

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9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest?

Probably the one where I nailed a deer on the interstate while driving a brand-new minivan. (This was almost 20 years ago, noone was hurt.)

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10) Who is your favorite comedian?

Probably Kathleen Madigan

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11) Running or Swimming?

Neither one.... but if I had to choose I guess swimming.

fargon · 09-04-2020, 08:52 PM

sexobon · 09-05-2020, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

ANSWER ME! ...

... 10) Who is your favorite comedian?

Me.

lumberjim · 09-07-2020, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

Me.

There's a shocker

SteveDallas · 09-06-2020, 02:01 PM

Maybe? I don't think I've seen it.

I was thinking I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

limey · 09-08-2020, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Maybe? I don't think I've seen it.

I was thinking I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

This month's winner!
(Ver-ry classy, Sleeve!)

SteveDallas · 09-08-2020, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

This month's winner!
(Ver-ry classy, Sleeve!)

It's easy to be classy when a wonderful young lady like Samantha is sitting on my right hand.

BigV · 09-09-2020, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

It's easy to be classy when a wonderful young lady like Samantha is sitting on my right hand.

!!!

I'm definitely doing this zoom thing wrong. Maybe I need that haptic upgrade package.

limey · 09-09-2020, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

!!!

I'm definitely doing this zoom thing wrong. Maybe I need that haptic upgrade package.

Follow Sleeve’s link for details ..... (unless it leads to Samantha’s night off and Sven is doing a turn for her).

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limey · 09-09-2020, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

It's easy to be classy when a wonderful young lady like Samantha is sitting on my right hand.

Dang! Outed on my side-gig!

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sexobon · 09-07-2020, 08:18 AM

The thread title directed that I answer me; so, I answered me.

09-04-2020, 08:04 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)? I do have a yelling voice and it's not completely safe for indoor use. I have raised my regular indoor voice in such circumstances, but actual yelling, no. (I have felt trapped by the automated attendant much like these poor bastards) 2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety) Once a week. Today we got up and out early and rode around Clear Creek Trail. It was lovely. 3) How old is my sister? Rude. 4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go? We've had a number of road trips here in the After Time. We've been as far as Spokane, about 350 miles. 5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of? Older and wiser (one moreso than the the other...) 6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded? Caffeine is my friend. 7) Complete this limerick: There was a young man from Milan Who kept a spare nut in a can When asked why he did it He said "There's no limit An Onan can plan, and began. 8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar? Chocolate. Just because you punctuate it like that doesn't make it a legitimate question. 9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest? This one. To be fair, it wasn't a whole animal. 10) Who is your favorite comedian? I probably miss Robin Williams the most. What a genius. 11) Running or Swimming? Running is more social for me because if I'm running, you better be running too cause we're about to die from whatever's chasing us. So naturally I prefer swimming. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-04-2020, 08:52 PM	#5
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	__________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

09-04-2020, 07:20 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Wait for it!

09-06-2020, 02:01 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Maybe? I don't think I've seen it. I was thinking I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

09-07-2020, 08:18 AM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The thread title directed that I answer me; so, I answered me.

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