Ideas for a Tattoo - Page 2

Undertoad · 07-31-2003, 11:11 PM

Biohazard symbol.

Think about it...

hot_pastrami · 07-31-2003, 11:37 PM

I actually thought of the barcode idea awhile back after I saw a sci-fi movie that had them (I forget what the movie was), but I didn't want it on my neck and I couldn't decide if it would still be cool elsewhere. UT's biohazard idea is damn nifty, but it's not quite what I'm looking for for myself.

I completely agree with your philosophy, Bruce. Very well put.

Undertoad · 08-01-2003, 08:47 AM

Dude I used to work with had a tat of a Band-aid on his elbow (a place you'd expect to see a Band-aid).

Griff · 08-01-2003, 09:05 AM

How about getting the bar code above the hairline on the back of your neck? That way when they shave your head when you're imprisoned for your bad thoughts, they'll know they got the right guy.

I'm partial to the celtic knot around the ankle but I still haven't done it. It just seems like there are too many skin decorations out there for it to seem special, so I wouldn't go there unless it was really important to me.

zippyt · 08-02-2003, 11:29 PM

I agree with what a comic said once ,
" whats up with all these young beautiful people putting all this perminent ink on their bodys ??? Why not wait untill you have something to cover up . Hell get monkeys tatooed on swinging from your viracose veins , or when your skin on your arm gets loose get a tat that looks like one thing loose , then another when you streach out the skin ." Now that is a practical use for a tat !!!
I have heard of lady who have had a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery getting nipples tatooed on their breasts. Again a constructive use for tats !!!
Every thing else is just a cry for attention !!!

Just my opinion , for what it is worth .

Tobiasly · 08-03-2003, 07:04 AM

Does your bride-to-be like to shop?

If so, get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on your penis. Then, when she's eyeing that expensive dress in the Macy's store window, say "baby, if you really want to blow a hundred bucks, we don't have to leave the house!"

hot_pastrami · 08-04-2003, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly
...get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on your penis.

Thank you for talking about my penis.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-04-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Thank you for talking about my penis.

Wait till the wedding day, they'll all be.

windhund · 08-04-2003, 02:41 PM

I suggest the USDA Prime symbol.

On yer butt.

I would do this in a hot second if

1) I had a decent butt
2) My husband wouldn't divorce me over it (he's a conservative kind of guy).

Skunks · 08-04-2003, 03:14 PM

A friend of mine did the barcode thing recently, but with a slight twist. He took your typical barcode, and then added <a href="http://www.grybs.com/temp/upcbars.gif ">hands holding the bars</a>, ala the "jail inmate" cliche. About 2x3", between the shoulder blades, I believe.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-04-2003, 03:27 PM

That's a cool design, Skunks. It's also showed up in graffiti.

wolf · 08-10-2003, 12:43 AM

(actually, this is posted on the basis of it's total absurdity. I cannot truly conceive of someone doing this. Or of someone consenting to conceive with the bearer.)

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2003, 12:09 PM

Hopefully, it'll keep him from reproducing.

juju · 08-10-2003, 02:54 PM

No way would I let someone tattoo my balls.

wolf · 08-11-2003, 12:33 AM

It's worse than that ...

I'm told that in order for the work to be done on Mr. Happy, he has to be ummm ... happy throughout the process.

Of course I'm reminded of the midget in the whorehouse joke ...

07-31-2003, 11:37 PM	#17
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I actually thought of the barcode idea awhile back after I saw a sci-fi movie that had them (I forget what the movie was), but I didn't want it on my neck and I couldn't decide if it would still be cool elsewhere. UT's biohazard idea is damn nifty, but it's not quite what I'm looking for for myself. I completely agree with your philosophy, Bruce. Very well put. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

08-01-2003, 09:05 AM	#19
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	How about getting the bar code above the hairline on the back of your neck? That way when they shave your head when you're imprisoned for your bad thoughts, they'll know they got the right guy. I'm partial to the celtic knot around the ankle but I still haven't done it. It just seems like there are too many skin decorations out there for it to seem special, so I wouldn't go there unless it was really important to me. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-02-2003, 11:29 PM	#20
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I agree with what a comic said once , " whats up with all these young beautiful people putting all this perminent ink on their bodys ??? Why not wait untill you have something to cover up . Hell get monkeys tatooed on swinging from your viracose veins , or when your skin on your arm gets loose get a tat that looks like one thing loose , then another when you streach out the skin ." Now that is a practical use for a tat !!! I have heard of lady who have had a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery getting nipples tatooed on their breasts. Again a constructive use for tats !!! Every thing else is just a cry for attention !!! Just my opinion , for what it is worth . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-04-2003, 03:27 PM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's a cool design, Skunks. It's also showed up in graffiti. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:07 PM.

08-10-2003, 12:43 AM	#27
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think I found JUST the thing ... (actually, this is posted on the basis of it's total absurdity. I cannot truly conceive of someone doing this. Or of someone consenting to conceive with the bearer.) Attached Images __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-31-2003, 11:11 PM	#16
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Biohazard symbol. Think about it...

08-01-2003, 08:47 AM	#18
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Dude I used to work with had a tat of a Band-aid on his elbow (a place you'd expect to see a Band-aid).

08-03-2003, 07:04 AM	#21
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Does your bride-to-be like to shop? If so, get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on your penis. Then, when she's eyeing that expensive dress in the Macy's store window, say "baby, if you really want to blow a hundred bucks, we don't have to leave the house!"

08-04-2003, 02:41 PM	#24
windhund lost in space Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: over there Posts: 66	I suggest the USDA Prime symbol. On yer butt. I would do this in a hot second if 1) I had a decent butt 2) My husband wouldn't divorce me over it (he's a conservative kind of guy).

08-04-2003, 03:14 PM	#25
Skunks I thought I changed this. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: western nowhere, ny Posts: 412	A friend of mine did the barcode thing recently, but with a slight twist. He took your typical barcode, and then added <a href="http://www.grybs.com/temp/upcbars.gif ">hands holding the bars</a>, ala the "jail inmate" cliche. About 2x3", between the shoulder blades, I believe.

08-10-2003, 12:09 PM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hopefully, it'll keep him from reproducing. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2003, 02:54 PM	#29
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	No way would I let someone tattoo my balls.

08-11-2003, 12:33 AM	#30
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It's worse than that ... I'm told that in order for the work to be done on Mr. Happy, he has to be ummm ... happy throughout the process. Of course I'm reminded of the midget in the whorehouse joke ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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