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elSicomoro · 10-11-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Well my birthday was 3 weeks ago and I still haven't received my grill from your 'rents, Syc. Are you sure that one isn't mine?

My parents said the UPS guy was scared off by the lawn gnomes in your front yard.

elSicomoro · 10-11-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
Do you want the AK or the shotgun? Because it's your birthday, you get to choose where you want the rampage to start.

Oooh! Shotgun!

We can start with the neighborhood kids here in Torresdale/Morrell Park. Then we'll move down into the lower Northeast and North Philadelphia.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2003, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore

My parents said the UPS guy was scared off by the lawn gnomes in your front yard.

They're misinformed. UPS "The tightest ship in the shipping business" delivers to me frequently, unlike Fedex that takes 8 days to deliver a package from 10 miles away, EVERY time.

elSicomoro · 10-12-2003, 04:58 PM

They must have sent a pussy-ass UPS driver this time around...the distribution center on Oregon Ave. told me that he was crying about evil gnomes and the freaky looking old man peering out the window.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2003, 06:08 PM

Nice try but my deliveries come from the airport.:p Besides, they never see more than a glint of my rose colored sniper scope.

elSicomoro · 10-12-2003, 06:28 PM

The driver was so shaken up, he went to the Oregon Ave. center by accident.

(ha!)

Griff · 10-12-2003, 06:47 PM

Well congrats, Sycamore is officially old. You made it. Now, stop trying to be relevent.

elSicomoro · 10-12-2003, 07:03 PM

If I'm old, what does that make you? Hell...what does that make Bruce?

wolf · 10-12-2003, 07:34 PM

Syc,

Happy Birthday (did you open my carefully chosen electronic card yet, you bastard?).

Though gaining in experience of years, you clearly have not learned an important lesson. Do not anger those with with the long range ability to reach out and touch someone.

There are very few places that lack a good line of sight.

wolf · 10-12-2003, 07:54 PM

Before you get heavily into your birthday celebrating, may I remind you the PA recently dropped the legal limit to .080 BAL.

Also you may want to review this (possibly apocryphal) list of DUI Penalities in other countries.

elSicomoro · 10-13-2003, 01:22 AM

Damn woman, I didn't drink THAT much. I only had a margarita at El Azteca, then a few here at home.

The card was funny...thanks.

We're going to see Kill Bill tomorrow...matinee...only $6. (I remember when the matinee was $3, but of course, $6 is better than $9.50.)

El Azteca was good...I had Tacos Azteca: 4 soft tacos with chorizo and steak. Had refried beans and mexican rice on the side. Good eatin'! Surprisingly, I'm not breaking wind...I hope I don't explode.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
If I'm old, what does that make you? Hell...what does that make Bruce?

WISE :p
Happy birthday, kid.

slang · 10-14-2003, 01:22 AM

"I'm a hardhead...fuck you all..."

Hey, what the fuck is *this*?

elSicomoro · 10-14-2003, 08:21 AM

It's from a Soundgarden song...I've always thought it was funny.

10-14-2003, 08:53 AM

It's "Hardheaded, fuck you all". Boner.

10-12-2003, 06:08 PM	#20
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nice try but my deliveries come from the airport.:p Besides, they never see more than a glint of my rose colored sniper scope. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2003, 06:47 PM	#22
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Well congrats, Sycamore is officially old. You made it. Now, stop trying to be relevent. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-12-2003, 07:34 PM	#24
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Syc, Happy Birthday (did you open my carefully chosen electronic card yet, you bastard?). Though gaining in experience of years, you clearly have not learned an important lesson. Do not anger those with with the long range ability to reach out and touch someone. There are very few places that lack a good line of sight. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-12-2003, 07:54 PM	#25
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Before you get heavily into your birthday celebrating, may I remind you the PA recently dropped the legal limit to .080 BAL. Also you may want to review this (possibly apocryphal) list of DUI Penalities in other countries. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-12-2003, 04:58 PM	#19
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	They must have sent a pussy-ass UPS driver this time around...the distribution center on Oregon Ave. told me that he was crying about evil gnomes and the freaky looking old man peering out the window.

10-12-2003, 06:28 PM	#21
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The driver was so shaken up, he went to the Oregon Ave. center by accident. (ha!)

10-12-2003, 07:03 PM	#23
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	If I'm old, what does that make you? Hell...what does that make Bruce?

10-13-2003, 01:22 AM	#26
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Damn woman, I didn't drink THAT much. I only had a margarita at El Azteca, then a few here at home. The card was funny...thanks. We're going to see Kill Bill tomorrow...matinee...only $6. (I remember when the matinee was $3, but of course, $6 is better than $9.50.) El Azteca was good...I had Tacos Azteca: 4 soft tacos with chorizo and steak. Had refried beans and mexican rice on the side. Good eatin'! Surprisingly, I'm not breaking wind...I hope I don't explode.

10-14-2003, 01:22 AM	#28
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	"I'm a hardhead...fuck you all..." Hey, what the fuck is this?

10-14-2003, 08:21 AM	#29
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	It's from a Soundgarden song...I've always thought it was funny.

10-14-2003, 08:53 AM	#30
dave Guest Posts: n/a	It's "Hardheaded, fuck you all". Boner.

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