Chinese menus are funny

[elSicomoro]

I always see the funniest things on Chinese restaurant menus, be it an American flag or a fried duck (head and bill still attached). This menu came from Golden Kitchen, a local Chinese place we order from occasionally.



I'm curious as to what makes this food special...maybe I shouldn't ask. And what's up with "shrimps"? And do they really fry the spare rib tips?



"Vegetarian meat"...hehe.

Then there's the Party Menu, which is available for hospitals. Huh? Now, maybe they were thinking of the employees at Frankford-Torresdale Hospital, which is in our neighborhood, but I don't really think it a good idea to serve stuff like fried chicken wings to patients.

And what is General Tao's Chicken?

I have GOT to find that menu with the fully fried duck on it...