If your town was a person - Page 2

ladysycamore · 12-08-2003, 02:13 PM

Oh damn, this is from the site posted on the Thorn Tree board...couldn't have said it any better:

Baltimore is like a crack whore who's cleaned herself up a bit and went back to school. She's now fighting for the custody of her children. She's desperate to prove herself and show the world she's now as good as anybody else.

*sniff* How true..

The next one is pretty good too (DC):

Her brother lives 30 miles to the south and works in government. He secretly has affairs and does some shady dealings with big business, but he's educated and clean cut and no one would ever know...

SteveDallas · 12-08-2003, 02:17 PM

30 miles to the south of Baltimore... that would be.. ummmmmmmm dammit where did I put that atlas????

ladysycamore · 12-08-2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
30 miles to the south of Baltimore... that would be.. ummmmmmmm dammit where did I put that atlas????

LOL, actually it's a bit more southwest of Baltimore.

Pie · 12-09-2003, 01:49 PM

Lawrenceville is the 37-year old middle child. He's moderately sucessful as a cpa. He's got a decent income, but is up to his eyeballs in debt trying to keep up with the jonses. He drives an audi, wears pierre-cardin. He's not quite sure if he's going to be able to afford that new roof his house needs.

He's balding and takes propecia. He's had one unsucessful marriage -- no children.

He wishes his sister Princeton wasn't quite so successful, and his brother Trenton would get a job. But Mom always liked them better.

- Pie

12-08-2003, 02:13 PM	#1
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	Baltimore Oh damn, this is from the site posted on the Thorn Tree board...couldn't have said it any better: Baltimore is like a crack whore who's cleaned herself up a bit and went back to school. She's now fighting for the custody of her children. She's desperate to prove herself and show the world she's now as good as anybody else. sniff How true.. The next one is pretty good too (DC): Her brother lives 30 miles to the south and works in government. He secretly has affairs and does some shady dealings with big business, but he's educated and clean cut and no one would ever know... __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

12-09-2003, 01:49 PM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Lawrenceville, NJ Lawrenceville is the 37-year old middle child. He's moderately sucessful as a cpa. He's got a decent income, but is up to his eyeballs in debt trying to keep up with the jonses. He drives an audi, wears pierre-cardin. He's not quite sure if he's going to be able to afford that new roof his house needs. He's balding and takes propecia. He's had one unsucessful marriage -- no children. He wishes his sister Princeton wasn't quite so successful, and his brother Trenton would get a job. But Mom always liked them better. - Pie __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-08-2003, 02:17 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	30 miles to the south of Baltimore... that would be.. ummmmmmmm dammit where did I put that atlas????

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