the many different colors of pee

[staceyv]

if i eat a lot of cheese, i have cloudy urine with a greasy looking residue floating on top. is this normal? what's that oily stuff?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally posted by lumberjim
just feeling a littly quirky today

and i noticed that my pee is the most flourescent shade of yellow i've seen in my life. like mountain dew.....and i dont even drink that anymore.

why does it change so drastically?

i figure one of you has to know

Jim. just be thankful you didn't have anything more important to worry about.

[wolf]

Originally posted by staceyv
if i eat a lot of cheese, i have cloudy urine with a greasy looking residue floating on top. is this normal? what's that oily stuff?

That would be fat.

You can also tell you have too high a fat/roughage ratio in your diet if your poop floats.

[lumberjim]

what does i tmean if your poop floats on one end, but the other sinks, making it position itself vertically just under the surface of the water like a singin' whale?

[SteveDallas]

I'm not even going to ask you to explain your experiences with singing whales.

[wolf]

Originally posted by lumberjim
what does i tmean if your poop floats on one end, but the other sinks, making it position itself vertically just under the surface of the water like a singin' whale?

You spent too much time being bound up from eating too much cheese and in a last ditch effort to shit rather than having a 3rd year medical student in the ER laugh his ass off at your discomfort, fear and embarrassment while he deals with your impaction with a long handled, ice cold medical implement you pounded down an entire box of Kellog's All Bran.

[lumberjim]

....er......i was just aking for a friend.........


...yeah.