an e-ligion is born

[lumberjim]

In the beginning there was the bbs.

And the cellar was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of UT moved upon the face of the internet.

And UT said, Let there be vbulletin: and there was vbulletin

And UT saw the vbulletin, that it was good: and UT divided the vbulletin from the bbs.

And UT said, Let there be forums in the midst of the threads, and let it divide the threads from the threads.

And UT made the forums, and divided the threads which were under the forums from the threads which were above the forums: and it was so.

And UT said, Let the threads bring forth posts, the trolling, and the flame wars yielding flame wars after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the threads: and it was so.

And the threads brought forth posts, the trolling, and the flame wars yielding flame wars after his kind, whose seed is in itself, after his kind : and UT saw that it was good

And UTsaid, Let us make dwellars in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the user titles, quote lines, and starting of threads, and over all the quotes, and over every reply that creepeth upon the cellar.

And UT blessed them, and UT said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the cellar, and subdue it: and have dominion over the user titles, quote lines, and starting of threads, and over all the quotes, and over every reply that creepeth upon the cellar. and UT saw that it was good

And UT saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day

And on the seventh day UT ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

the Old Testament

The New Testament

And UT did hand down to the dwellars the Three Commandments:

1. Thou Shalt Not use the system to break the law.
2. Thou Shalt Not try to break the system.
3. Thou Shalt Not be 'intolerably irritating'.

And they were good.

And The Apostles who post in this, the new testament of the cellar e-ligion thread have laid down these 7 deadly sins.

spamming

trolling

stating your opinion as fact

lying

using personal information against another dwellar

being an attention whore

being a drama queen

This e-ligion accepts members of all races, religions, nationalities, and orientations. It requires no faith, promises no reward, and asks no pennance or worship.

halleluiah!