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Old 05-10-2004, 08:48 AM   #16
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"Junipper" - What Sergeant Schultz named his German Shepard.
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Old 05-10-2004, 09:36 AM   #17
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Cundertoad - the same user... but more of an asshole

Elspade - ...but working as a Hispanic gardener

Umberjim - ...but taken by the blacks in the 5th round of the racial draft

Wippyt - ...but enjoys nitrous oxide too much

Slartibartfist - ...never mind

minx - ...but flirting with all the other guy cellarites

jdsbutler - ...but sad he's no longer in the employ of John Denver

xxxxxxBruce - ...but promoting his porn empire

Haguar - ...but insulting to his female companions
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:52 PM   #18
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Toadally cool!
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:01 PM   #19
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to continue UT's list

Sycamole......never comes out of the house in daylight

Welf.......after losing her job at the funny farm and filing for "assistance"

Slung......use your imagination....except welf...er wolf

Not_Pastrami......his nemesis

Blew58......he needed the money. OH!

Breastie......after the surgery

Gruff......The surly dwarf

OnyxLouger.......smokes too much, and spits a lot

Gadar.....finally admitted it



sorry, i had to bend the rules on blue and beestie....but just 2 letters changed...still ....
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Old 05-11-2004, 09:51 PM   #20
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DIOS: the one true operating system.

Vaseball: a game of catch played by children in the living room.

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:57 AM   #21
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fellar - a male resident of a certain .org

collar - a restraining device used to prevent unwanted posts from certain members of said site (Tomas Rueda...)

celler - alternative chatroom for dyslexic market stall owners and retail managers
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Old 05-12-2004, 06:09 AM   #22
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sellar - the occasional idiots that try to spam here for some stupid product.
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Old 05-12-2004, 12:44 PM   #23
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"Clapdance" What you may get at an extremely sleazy strip-club.

"Dichael" The Archangel of lesbians.

"Fratulence" The malodorous aroma emitted at Keg parties.

"Gincontinence" When you drink so much you piss your pants.

"Gaelick" The preferred vernacular of Irish homosexuals.

"Inferior Decorator" An under-talented flamer that you do not want decorating your house.

"Irregae" Off-key Jamacian music.

"Jet Fag" What you experience when sitting next to an inferior decorator on an airliner.

"Lumpty Dumpty" The fortunate egg that was only slightly injured in the great fall.

"Matholic" A devout, albeit guilt ridden, statistician.

"Misturbator" The polite way to refer to an eldery jag-off such as myself.
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:02 PM   #24
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:30 PM   #25
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Old 05-26-2004, 12:05 AM   #26
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thoink: to think about a pig

mantion: to say something macho in an offhand manner
"eh, my balls kind of itch....just thought I'd mantion that"
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Old 05-26-2004, 07:18 AM   #27
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"Malcoholic" Your drinking buddy that want's to kick some ass.

"Seersucker" A homo with a taste for clairvoyants.

"Shard-on" What you might get when you rub your schwantz with a glass rod.
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