Carp with an attitude

[xoxoxoBruce]

This video is Silver Carp on the upper Mississippi doing the jump. Damn dirty Carp

[MsSparkie]

Kewl.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Snopes says the first clip wasn't carp, but matrinxã (Brycon cephalus), a Brazilian fresh water species. So, I guess there are other species that jump too.

That opens a whole new world, to trap and skeet shooters.

[capnhowdy]

I'm going to invent a front 'bumper' for boats made out of fishnet.

Remember I thought of it first. Stocks will be available after the first quarter......(mixes a drink and heads out to the workshop).....

[Griff]

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

I'm going to invent a front 'bumper' for boats made out of fishnet.

Remember I thought of it first. Stocks will be available after the first quarter......(mixes a drink and heads out to the workshop).....

I am so in on the ground floor of this one. We need MsSparkie to publish a cookbook as well, maybe get a tv chef or two on the payroll...

[MsSparkie]

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

I'm going to invent a front 'bumper' for boats made out of fishnet.

Remember I thought of it first. Stocks will be available after the first quarter......(mixes a drink and heads out to the workshop).....

Trouble is, while you are sitting back relaxing in the boat, watching the net fill up, you will also be hit in the back of the head by fish, slapped across the face, etc.

From the link I posted:

"The true reason why silver carp jump or leap out of the water has not been proven yet, but it is believed that when boat motors are above a certain RPM, the noise, vibration and bubbles cause the silver carp to jump out of the water to escape. Boaters, jet skiers and fishery biologists have all been hit by silver carp in the lower Mississippi River. There's documentation of people sustaining concussions, broken vertebrae, legs and arms from these "flying" fish."

So I suggest you might want to wear a suit of armour, or build a little cabin to sit in of plexiglass. Or carry a spear.

In any event, we are all going to get stinkin' rich from this.

Carpe diem = eat a carp daily

Too many bones in carp though, so maybe we will have to mush it up and can it, bones and all. Make cat food too.

Hire people to debone them and we have carpburgers, carpsteak, carppizza, carpcandy, carpstew, carpsoup, carpomlettes, carppie, carpcake, carppopcorn, etc etc.

We can make fuel from the scales heads and tails and innards.

Of course, carpcaviar.

I think you guys are onto a good thing!!!!!!!!!

I'm in.

[xoxoxoBruce]

All this carping over Gefilte fish?

[capnhowdy]

Book & movie idea: The World according to carp.

[Pangloss62]

the first clip wasn't carp, but matrinxã (Brycon cephalus), a Brazilian fresh water species. So, I guess there are other species that jump too.

That makes sense because that guy was indeed speaking Portuguese.

[Sundae]

You're not the only ones dealing with illegal aliens in your waterways:
Full article on Crayfish

The alien in question is Pacifastacus leniusculus, aka the 'American Red' signal crayfish.

'They're a vicious invader. They can grow up to 12 inches in length, live out of water for months and can climb up almost anything. They burrow into the banks and make them unstable; we lost a metre of land in just one year. We pulled out over 23,000 signals over a three-month period along that 100-yard stretch,' he added, pointing with a hand scarred by encounters with their pincers.

Larger and more aggressive than the native white-clawed crayfish, the signal lays more eggs and can reproduce in a shorter cycle, allowing it to establish itself as the apex predator in many of the UK's rivers in less than 30 years.

Ok, they don't jump up and hit people

The Environment Agency got more than one report last year from parents whose children, paddling in the Thames, had their feet nipped by a red signal.

But they aren't confined to rivers either

Abby Stancliffe-Vaughan and her colleagues at the Brecks Conservation Project have already had a number of calls from the public who have found the American Red near their homes, most of which are not near rivers or have no pond in the garden.

'They're on the increase. They can live for months out of water and I can see a time when people will be beating them away from their back door with a stick,' she said. 'If nothing is done, they may become as common as rats in some areas.'

The American Red is now believed to inhabit more than 80 per cent of rivers in mainland UK and will wipe out the native species if not stopped. The problem is so serious a conference of 120 European Union scientists has discussed how best to counteract the threat.

We'll get them the old fashioned way though...

One method that has been tried is the pheromone or sex trap. Male crayfish are lured into a cage baited with the female pheromone, a scent secreted when ready to mate. The male is fished out and put in the freezer, the quickest, most humane way of dispatch.

... with sex!

[Elspode]

We could make vitamins out of them, something you take once per day. Call it "Carp-a-Diem".

PM me and I'll let you know where to send my check.

[MsSparkie]

"The alien in question is Pacifastacus leniusculus, aka the 'American Red' signal crayfish.'


Garlic butter......mmmmmm

Or jambalaya soup

[Sundae]

Gordon Ramsey (UK chef) is advocating removing the problem by eating them, and served a crayfish salad on his show last week. Looked gorgeous!

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsi...fishsalad.html

[MsSparkie]

I've never heard of groundnut oil. But I do wish I had some of the crayfish for dinner tonight.

BTW, did you know that on the east coast 50-75 years ago or thereabouts, it was "shameful" to eat lobster!!!??? It was considered a scavenger of the sea, and an "insect" crawling on the bottom and having six legs.

They were so ashamed of being poor and 'reduced' to eating lobster that they would hide the shells in the garbage so no one would know!!!

And today........it's worshipped as a meal. If you want to, you can think of shellfish as bugs, but I don't want to!