Roll Call

[lookout123]

Originally posted by lumberjim
i'd poke that chad.

huh, huh. HEY EVERYBODY! LJ SAID HE'D POKE SOME DUDE!!! huhhuhhuh. huhhuhhuh

[bluesdave]

Originally posted by lookout123
i was just reading an old thread when i found myself rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. someone accused bruce of being a republican.

That was probably me. I made a big mistake (as Sycamore so eloquently pointed out at the time ). I misunderstood a few responses that Bruce had made to my posts. My deepest apologies to Bruce - I admire your graceful intelligence, and humanity, and would never intentionally offend you.

I consider myself to be a communist republican, working on the next American Revolution. Me and my small but loyal band of Navajo Code talkers along with my strong arm man, Mike the Master of Revolutionary Classical Guitar, have been making guerilla attacks on homeland security forces in Western Colorado and Eastern Utah for years now. I refuse to go along with the pretense that my vote on the national level means anything, but I have great hopes of blackmailing the Colorado Legislature into meeting my growing group of revolutionary banditos' 29 non-negotiable demands. I hate big government and think every American should be the proud owner of an unregistered semi-automatic weapon if not a rocket launcher or two - just as self protection against Big Brother. I think librarians and teachers should be paid the equivalent salaries of major sports players, and sports players should get by on what a librarian is now paid. Anybody who is further interested in my idealogy is welcome to attend the next meeting of our insurgency group at the coming Telluride Blues Festival. Don't worry - we'll find you.