Humor in the campaigns - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 07-18-2004, 12:18 PM

Same spirit;

jinx · 07-18-2004, 12:40 PM

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jdbutler · 07-19-2004, 08:35 AM

This could have been it's own thread and gotten some good responses, but I consider this pretty funny so I posted it here. It's from the Pittsburgh CityPaper (Liberal Giveaway weekender rag).

F#ck The Vote (www.fthevote.com)
Because Liberals are Hotter

Pittsburgh, PA -- FtheVote.com encourages liberals to use their sex appeal to seduce and bed George W. Bush supporters in exchange for a vote against the incumbent in the November Presidential election.

F#ck The Vote (FTV) launches its Web site www.FtheVote.com on July 4, 2004, which invites its visitors to trade sex with conservatives in swing states for votes against George W. Bush in the November presidential election. FTV’s strategy is to encourage visitors to download or print from the site a Pledge Sheet to be signed by any potential sexual partners before or after relations pledging to not vote for George W. Bush in November 2004. … Additionally, FTV will promote and host a number of summertime activities. The first of these planned events will involve a number of hand-selected liberal hotties traveling to swing states for sexual meetings with conservatives on a “Swing-er-State Tour 2004” planned for late August … [T]he company will unveil its Tour Van -- complete with a convenient deployable bed for swingin’ on the run -- on a trip to the Republican National Convention.

FTV is based on two straightforward facts, liberals are hot awesome lays, and conservatives are desperate, sexually repressed, and willing to trade their vote for a good F#ck. FtheVote.com provides resources for liberals to use in locating, seducing, and (contractually) binding conservatives to vote for anyone other than George W. Bush in the November election.

I'm thinking of starting "Lick a Liberal Pussy" as a political countermeasure.

hot_pastrami · 07-19-2004, 11:01 AM

This Land is Your Land. Funny.

Undertoad · 07-19-2004, 11:05 AM

Awesome!! The whole point of the thread!! Two thumbs way up!!

jinx · 07-19-2004, 12:16 PM

Fox News

Undertoad · 07-19-2004, 12:50 PM

Boo! Not the point of the thread!! Thumbs down!!

Beestie · 07-19-2004, 01:32 PM

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Beestie · 07-19-2004, 01:38 PM

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Happy Monkey · 07-19-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Fox News

I saw the fnords....

dar512 · 07-19-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Is this better?

Hey. I've got the same music stand. $29.95 at Sam Ash.

I bet I sound better than Powell.

Happy Monkey · 07-19-2004, 04:17 PM

The New Yorker explores political vulgarisms.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-19-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Boo! Not the point of the thread!! Thumbs down!!

Oh, don't be such a tight ass. :p

wolf · 07-20-2004, 02:04 AM

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jaguar · 07-20-2004, 02:29 AM

the New Yorker rocks.

07-18-2004, 12:18 PM	#16
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07-18-2004, 12:40 PM	#17
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	. Attached Images __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-19-2004, 08:35 AM	#18
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	FUCK THEM CONSERVATIVES!!! REALLY!!! This could have been it's own thread and gotten some good responses, but I consider this pretty funny so I posted it here. It's from the Pittsburgh CityPaper (Liberal Giveaway weekender rag). F#ck The Vote (www.fthevote.com) Because Liberals are Hotter Pittsburgh, PA -- FtheVote.com encourages liberals to use their sex appeal to seduce and bed George W. Bush supporters in exchange for a vote against the incumbent in the November Presidential election. F#ck The Vote (FTV) launches its Web site www.FtheVote.com on July 4, 2004, which invites its visitors to trade sex with conservatives in swing states for votes against George W. Bush in the November presidential election. FTV’s strategy is to encourage visitors to download or print from the site a Pledge Sheet to be signed by any potential sexual partners before or after relations pledging to not vote for George W. Bush in November 2004. … Additionally, FTV will promote and host a number of summertime activities. The first of these planned events will involve a number of hand-selected liberal hotties traveling to swing states for sexual meetings with conservatives on a “Swing-er-State Tour 2004” planned for late August … [T]he company will unveil its Tour Van -- complete with a convenient deployable bed for swingin’ on the run -- on a trip to the Republican National Convention. FTV is based on two straightforward facts, liberals are hot awesome lays, and conservatives are desperate, sexually repressed, and willing to trade their vote for a good F#ck. FtheVote.com provides resources for liberals to use in locating, seducing, and (contractually) binding conservatives to vote for anyone other than George W. Bush in the November election. I'm thinking of starting "Lick a Liberal Pussy" as a political countermeasure. __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

07-19-2004, 11:01 AM	#19
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07-19-2004, 12:16 PM	#21
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Fox News __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-19-2004, 11:05 AM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Awesome!! The whole point of the thread!! Two thumbs way up!!

07-19-2004, 12:50 PM	#22
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Boo! Not the point of the thread!! Thumbs down!!

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07-19-2004, 04:17 PM	#27
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07-20-2004, 02:29 AM	#30
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