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Old 10-03-2004, 11:23 PM   #1
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My farts smell vaugley of vinegar.
Professional musicians fart? Next, you'll be telling me that TV stars use the bathroom.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:08 AM   #2
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I consistently and fervently believe that I am the most fascinating person in any given room.
Not sure if this helps you blend into the celeb culture there or not. Does this conflict with the likes of Dr. Phil?
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Old 10-03-2004, 09:40 PM   #3
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I talk too fast, and over other people.

I love burping loudly.

I ask my husband to rub my feet on a nearly constant basis.
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Old 10-04-2004, 08:39 AM   #4
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I project myself as stupid and then react appallingly when people treat me as such.
I will ignore someone rather than engage in small talk.
I can be judgemental and intolerant.
I accuse others of doing the things I hate about myself.
I underestimate my competition, make no effort, and then get jealous when they win.
I am often absent-minded which can come across as uncaring, thoughtless, or downright rude.

I steal other people's food, pens, clothes and the beer they've been waiting for all day.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:25 AM   #5
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OH! I steal other people's food, too! I'm the one at work who digs into your personal stash! Actaully, I see a LOT of my bad traits represented up here on this board....hm.
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:07 PM   #6
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OH! I steal other people's food, too! I'm the one at work who digs into your personal stash! Actaully, I see a LOT of my bad traits represented up here on this board....hm.
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing, how I see lot's of my own annoying little habits posted in this thread. I'm ALWAYS on the computer which drives my BF nuts. Maybe we all ended up down here in the cellar for a reason!
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:29 PM   #7
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Yeah, I see some of my own annoying habits already posted here so I don't think I need to post them again.
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:44 PM   #8
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I make strange reaction faces uncontrollably, unconciously, obnoxiously. I would not do well in a debate format split screen nor at a poker game.

I have a compulsion to peel things like labels and paint. Weeding is like that too, to distraction.
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:01 PM   #9
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I eat my hangnails off my fingers. To the point at which they bleed, and sometimes I ignore the bleeding.

I smoke...way too much.

I have to have the sheets on my bed in EXACTLY the right way. if they are messed up, I get pissed.

I refuse to eat eggs. They are just gross. Period.

I procrastinate very badly.

I don't like plastic cups...I only drink out of glass or ceramic. The smell drives me crazy. Styrofoam just "feels" wrong.

I have an unhealthy obsession with the color, aqua.

I never quite learned how to use a comma correctly, I just put one where I think there should be one.
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Old 10-04-2004, 02:19 PM   #10
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I have a compulsion to peel things like labels and paint. Weeding is like that too, to distraction.
Oooooh! Will you come down to Colorado and weed my yard? It's a postage stamp, but I never seem to get around to weeding it - another annoying trait of mine!
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Old 10-04-2004, 02:39 PM   #11
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I'm more intelligent than everyone else.

I'm smarter than everyone else.

I'm always right.

For some reason people find these things annoying instead of worshipping me as they should.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:00 PM   #12
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I don't leave an impression on people; I leave a dent. (According to others!)
I express my opinions too forcefully, especially when it doesn't matter.
I'm rude, arrogant, charming, witty, and absolutely impossible to deal with.

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Old 10-04-2004, 03:09 PM   #13
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I'm always right.
You and the majority of people I run into.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:33 PM   #14
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. . .. instead of worshipping me as they should.
I disagree.. I think I'm worshipping you exactly as I should.
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Old 10-04-2004, 06:27 PM   #15
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I'm out of beer & WFT am I doing in this thread?
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