10/4/2004: 1,072 lb. man is dieting - Page 2

footfootfoot · 10-04-2004, 08:49 PM

I think I may be speechless, either that or I am having a vicarious heart attack. This really really belongs on the what the fuck thread.

If we didn't get him to the hospital he'd be melding with his couch...

Maybe last months couch thing got to him and he decided to lose weight. Aww hell, I'll read "the full story"

footfootfoot · 10-04-2004, 08:53 PM

OK, I'm back from the full story. There was a banner ad for red lobster at the top of the page.

I think I should throw my computer in a river. What the hell is going on?

jojomonkeygirl · 10-04-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote from The Full Story: "His body was just so sick, he was just hanging on by his fingernails."

I repeat....he bites his nails. So what was he really hanging on by?

the whole eye mole thing grossed me out bad.

Jaxxon · 10-05-2004, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Patrick Deuel, 42, of Valentine, weighed 1,072 pounds

486 kg

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

He wants to lose at least another 450 pounds

204 kg.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-05-2004, 04:41 AM

Naw, Jaxxon. Valentine is in the US.

Undertoad · 10-05-2004, 08:41 AM

My fault, I usually do the conversions and I actually considered it while posting and didn't do it for some reason.

York · 10-05-2004, 09:21 AM

There is good news coming for the people who need donorskin! If he really will loose that much weight , there will be a lot a skin left!

jinx · 01-23-2005, 07:10 PM

Update: 500 lbs lost so far.

Trilby · 01-23-2005, 07:33 PM

YAY!! I think that is WONDERFUL! Good for him! I hope he sticks with it and enjoys the life awaiting him. It takes courage to change.

Clodfobble · 01-24-2005, 08:57 AM

Or, you know, an ambulance forcibly taking you from your home and putting you in a hospital you're not capable of walking out of...

axlrosen · 01-24-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Or, you know, an ambulance forcibly taking you from your home and putting you in a hospital you're not capable of walking out of...

plus, in this case, stomach-stapling surgery...

Trilby · 01-24-2005, 11:54 AM

I know, but still. You have to encourage people.

garnet · 01-24-2005, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I know, but still. You have to encourage people.

I agree--it would have been pretty easy for this guy to give up. At least he asked for help, and he's getting better.

And welcome back Ms. Brianna! We missed ya!

Beestie · 01-24-2005, 12:51 PM

Geez, that guy has almost lost three of me!

I wonder where it all went? Never mind: don't answer that.

capnhowdy · 01-24-2005, 01:54 PM

["I wonder where it all went? Never mind: don't answer that."] QUOTE
__________________
But I must! I must!
I think my girlfriend found it...........

10-04-2004, 08:49 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think I may be speechless, either that or I am having a vicarious heart attack. This really really belongs on the what the fuck thread. If we didn't get him to the hospital he'd be melding with his couch... Maybe last months couch thing got to him and he decided to lose weight. Aww hell, I'll read "the full story" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-04-2004, 08:53 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	OK, I'm back from the full story. There was a banner ad for red lobster at the top of the page. I think I should throw my computer in a river. What the hell is going on? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-05-2004, 04:41 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naw, Jaxxon. Valentine is in the US. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-05-2004, 09:21 AM	#7
York Operations Operative Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tienen , Belgium Posts: 537	advantages? There is good news coming for the people who need donorskin! If he really will loose that much weight , there will be a lot a skin left!

01-23-2005, 07:10 PM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Update: 500 lbs lost so far. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-04-2004, 09:02 PM	#3
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	Quote from The Full Story: "His body was just so sick, he was just hanging on by his fingernails." I repeat....he bites his nails. So what was he really hanging on by? the whole eye mole thing grossed me out bad.

10-05-2004, 08:41 AM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My fault, I usually do the conversions and I actually considered it while posting and didn't do it for some reason.

01-23-2005, 07:33 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	YAY!! I think that is WONDERFUL! Good for him! I hope he sticks with it and enjoys the life awaiting him. It takes courage to change. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-24-2005, 08:57 AM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Or, you know, an ambulance forcibly taking you from your home and putting you in a hospital you're not capable of walking out of...

01-24-2005, 11:54 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I know, but still. You have to encourage people. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-24-2005, 12:51 PM	#14
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Geez, that guy has almost lost three of me! I wonder where it all went? Never mind: don't answer that. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

01-24-2005, 01:54 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	["I wonder where it all went? Never mind: don't answer that."] QUOTE __________________ But I must! I must! I think my girlfriend found it........... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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