My husband has something against my dog... - Page 2

wolf · 01-19-2005, 06:54 AM

Neither is your insurance agent ... but he thinks you are.

staceyv · 01-19-2005, 07:13 AM

that canned food shoots right through his system.

It must be a combination of high water content and the fact that he eats way bigger meals on canned. If I just leave out dry food, he eats a few mouthfuls every few hours, but with canned, he can't let it sit there, so he gulps it all down. I don't have time to feed him more frequently than twice a day...It's okay, the dry food helps scrape tartar off of his teeth, and his breath doesn't stink so bad...Now, I have him on that "Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul" dry dog food. What a stupid name, but the ingredient list looks healthier than any prepackaged human food I've ever seen... I'm known for my extensive knowledge on dog food and nutrition, I wrote an article for a breeder...If anyone wants to know all about doggie food, let me know, I'll send you a copy of my article...
Now, if I could only find a subject that I'm interested in that I could actually profit from...

Elspode · 01-19-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Neither is your insurance agent ... but he thinks you are.

I think you have to possess a certain disdain for humanity in order to go into the insurance field in the first place, don't you?

Elspode · 01-19-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by staceyv

Now, if I could only find a subject that I'm interested in that I could actually profit from...

You could write a short story about a lady in a red dress who gets toasted, goes karaoke singing, then ends up letting her husband take risque photos of her afterward.

Write what you know, I always say!

elSicomoro · 01-19-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I think you have to possess a certain disdain for humanity in order to go into the insurance field in the first place, don't you?

Speaking as someone that works in the field, yes.

LabRat · 01-20-2005, 02:54 PM

syc-
what work in the field do you do? agent, adjuster, underwriter?

Elspode · 01-20-2005, 03:18 PM

I think he runs a little protection racket on the East side. One of those, "If youze don't wants to has a accident, you gots 'ta pay yo' premium" type of deals.

elSicomoro · 01-20-2005, 03:41 PM

My company offers (among other things) PMI. My department sets up and maintains client information. My actual job involves auditing the work of our set up team and finding client information that couldn't be obtained by them (I have a lot of resources as well as access to a pay site). Lazy set up people, stoopid underwriters and shady clients irritate the fuck out of me. And my favorite color is green, and I like puppy dogs, and...

01-19-2005, 06:54 AM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Neither is your insurance agent ... but he thinks you are. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-19-2005, 07:13 AM	#17
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	that canned food shoots right through his system. It must be a combination of high water content and the fact that he eats way bigger meals on canned. If I just leave out dry food, he eats a few mouthfuls every few hours, but with canned, he can't let it sit there, so he gulps it all down. I don't have time to feed him more frequently than twice a day...It's okay, the dry food helps scrape tartar off of his teeth, and his breath doesn't stink so bad...Now, I have him on that "Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul" dry dog food. What a stupid name, but the ingredient list looks healthier than any prepackaged human food I've ever seen... I'm known for my extensive knowledge on dog food and nutrition, I wrote an article for a breeder...If anyone wants to know all about doggie food, let me know, I'll send you a copy of my article... Now, if I could only find a subject that I'm interested in that I could actually profit from... Last edited by staceyv; 01-19-2005 at 04:57 PM. Reason: wanted to add poop picture

01-20-2005, 02:54 PM	#21
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	syc- what work in the field do you do? agent, adjuster, underwriter? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

01-20-2005, 03:18 PM	#22
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think he runs a little protection racket on the East side. One of those, "If youze don't wants to has a accident, you gots 'ta pay yo' premium" type of deals. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-20-2005, 03:41 PM	#23
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	My company offers (among other things) PMI. My department sets up and maintains client information. My actual job involves auditing the work of our set up team and finding client information that couldn't be obtained by them (I have a lot of resources as well as access to a pay site). Lazy set up people, stoopid underwriters and shady clients irritate the fuck out of me. And my favorite color is green, and I like puppy dogs, and...

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