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04-27-2005, 04:26 PM | #16 |
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no, no,no, get up off the floor - i was just saying my name.
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04-27-2005, 04:37 PM | #17 |
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I can't tell you my real name. I'm in the Vic. Wit. program. I don't really live in Ohio, either.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
04-27-2005, 04:43 PM | #19 |
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Right.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
04-27-2005, 06:54 PM | #20 |
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did I miss the poem or the joke?
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04-27-2005, 08:31 PM | #21 |
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apparently we in the cellar are very immature and rude, so angus has deleted all of his posts. i think you can still free to send all of your money to the grand pubah of the utopian society though.
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04-27-2005, 09:04 PM | #22 |
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If you really care, the poem kinda went:
I wish life was more like yogurt It's a shame I'm not Humphrey Bogart. Like that.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
04-30-2005, 11:27 AM | #23 | |
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not Angus O'Mann it's Angry Old Man with that beatnik attitude, *my poetry is cool, you just aren't hip enough to dig it, square*. I've seen similar attitudes in the philosophy thread.
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04-30-2005, 12:40 PM | #24 |
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My favorite poem was written by a friend of mine for his English class back in about 1973, when we were all drug-addled hippies in high school.
"Drugs...I need 'em like a summer's day. Get down...boogie. Oh fwow, man. Give me drugs or I'll kill you." Needless to say, my friend went on to be a rock star during the 80's as bass player for the Rainmakers. He was long on sarcasm and short on being terribly serious.
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05-01-2005, 11:00 AM | #25 |
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IIRC Angus O'Mann said sarcasm was EASY, man. I'm gonna so totally remember that.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
05-08-2005, 08:33 AM | #26 |
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Well, since you erased your poem, I'll just add my own:
My shift was so ruthless and evil last night, I came home and I cried ‘till I slept. The way people treated me just wasn’t right, I got tips that were low and completely inept, I lost money, my feet hurt, I wept and I wept. I got an eight dollar tip on a hundred buck tab, On the next table - ten on the same It’s as if they took a knife and proceeded to stab Through my soul and my spirit, my heart and my brain, I thought I gave them great service- it’s really a shame. I smiled, I chatted, I walked back and forth, I was prompt, polite and so attentive, I got orders correct and was a good food whore, I was screwed like one too- that’s inventive. I thought tips were my supposed incentive. I gave one table a check that was ten bucks too cheap, That’s because it wasn’t even theirs. But they left and my pockets, I dug into deep, Lost my tip and ten bucks- but I gained some gray hairs. That’s the third reason I fell asleep drenched in tears. Then I waited on a couple from Fall River, I think, A macho man and his dippy, mute ho. They wanted for nothing- always had a drink, I gave them great service- I really thought so, At the end, though, I didn’t receive any dough. I got screwed and abused like a cheap gutter whore, -Tried to please them with all that I had, All in vain, though, because I am still very poor, And I’ve lost faith in people, it’s sad, I’m just used up, stressed out and raving mad. |
05-10-2005, 08:01 AM | #27 |
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Stacey, I can honestly say that not only do I enjoy your posts, but I thoroughly enjoy your poems, too. I know you're stressed out, used up and raving mad, but your also very, very funny.
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05-10-2005, 08:11 AM | #28 |
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I second that!
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05-10-2005, 10:38 AM | #29 |
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good work staceyv. and i really do believe you need to look for a new restaurant to work at. this one seems to draw a fat lot of losers.
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05-12-2005, 06:43 AM | #30 |
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My coworkers seem to find amusement in my ravings, too. They think it's funny when I flip out and start swearing like I have Tourette's syndrome. At least SOMEthing good comes out of my twisted mental state...
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