6/1/2005: Young Mongolian contortionist - Page 2

wolf · 06-02-2005, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Goddamn Mongorians!

Were those the guys that Flash Gordon was fighting all the time??

Pearcie (AUS) · 06-02-2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Were those the guys that Flash Gordon was fighting all the time??

Hahahaha! Nice one wolf, I reckon you're right. They definitely come from the planet Mongo, so you can't be far wrong

capnhowdy · 06-02-2005, 11:30 AM

Probably be fun to have sex with............when she gets old enough.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-04-2005, 02:19 AM

They breed and train 'em like race horses....or show dogs.

wolf · 06-04-2005, 02:25 AM

Must be very difficult to give birth to children with such small bodies and large heads. Perhaps that's why they train the girls to do that ... expand the pelvis so the kids can make it out of the birth canal ...

BigV · 06-04-2005, 03:38 PM

I wonder if this postion is one they can assume on their own, or if the have to be "assembled" into it. The one on the top looks only slightly less impossible than the bottom ones. I can imagine they lie on their stomach, then reach back over their head and grip a foot and pull until the feet move toward the head. Then fold arms over feet and smile. yikes.

wolf · 06-04-2005, 08:13 PM

If they don't smile, they don't get fed.

Behavioral shaping.

CharlieG · 06-06-2005, 07:58 AM

Funny (and NOT kidding) - Just got a postcard from Ulan Bator on Saturday. Ham radio operators get postcards from all OVER the place

Clodfobble · 06-06-2005, 04:36 PM

My mother used to be able to do that when she was little--she was way into gymnastics for much of her youth. She says she could get herself into that position without help, starting out lying on her stomach, then arching her legs up and simultaneously pushing her chest up with her arms. Once she got her feet hooked around her neck, she could stop holding herself up with her arms and used the crooks of her elbows to pull them down the rest of the way, naturally rocking forward as she did so.

I've seen pictures, which are especially strange since the whole time I've known her my mother has been moderately-to-significantly overweight.

06-02-2005, 11:30 AM	#18
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Probably be fun to have sex with............when she gets old enough. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-04-2005, 02:19 AM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They breed and train 'em like race horses....or show dogs. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:56 PM.

06-04-2005, 02:25 AM	#20
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Must be very difficult to give birth to children with such small bodies and large heads. Perhaps that's why they train the girls to do that ... expand the pelvis so the kids can make it out of the birth canal ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2005, 03:38 PM	#21
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I wonder if this postion is one they can assume on their own, or if the have to be "assembled" into it. The one on the top looks only slightly less impossible than the bottom ones. I can imagine they lie on their stomach, then reach back over their head and grip a foot and pull until the feet move toward the head. Then fold arms over feet and smile. yikes. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-04-2005, 08:13 PM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If they don't smile, they don't get fed. Behavioral shaping. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-06-2005, 07:58 AM	#23
CharlieG Hoodoo Guru Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 301	Funny (and NOT kidding) - Just got a postcard from Ulan Bator on Saturday. Ham radio operators get postcards from all OVER the place

06-06-2005, 04:36 PM	#24
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My mother used to be able to do that when she was little--she was way into gymnastics for much of her youth. She says she could get herself into that position without help, starting out lying on her stomach, then arching her legs up and simultaneously pushing her chest up with her arms. Once she got her feet hooked around her neck, she could stop holding herself up with her arms and used the crooks of her elbows to pull them down the rest of the way, naturally rocking forward as she did so. I've seen pictures, which are especially strange since the whole time I've known her my mother has been moderately-to-significantly overweight.

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