I went off today !!! - Page 2

Perry Winkle · 07-13-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

I had EVERY right to expressmy self silently

Yeah you have every right to do what you did. That doesn't make you any less of a douche-bag.

Troubleshooter · 07-13-2005, 08:36 PM

Is there any chance you'll connect the two or are they unrelated?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by grant

Yeah you have every right to do what you did. That doesn't make you any less of a douche-bag.

Bullshit!! She put all that shit on her face to make people look at her. Well guess what...it worked.
She's got no right to say "what are you looking at?" without expecting an answer.
If she'd called me a motherfucker, I'd have dropped the cunt in her tracks. :p
If you talk the talk, you better walk the walk.

Undertoad · 07-13-2005, 09:26 PM

The girl was the one who escalated it.

Look, it takes all kinds in society. The chick wanted to do something expressive, different, unusual, unexpected, individualist, etc... but check it: the act would NOT BE different/antisocial/individualist etc. WITHOUT Zip's quick doubletake on it.

The act depends on Zip, really. The conversation goes like this:

Girl: I am being different.
Zip: You sure are.

End of conversation. But the chick overplayed her hand; she demanded the right to express herself and then demanded that Zip not express himself at all. She escalated it, and Zip escalated it right back but with a higher level of class, intelligence, wit and style.

He basically schooled her, and she folded so hard and fast that her hardass motherfuckin' exterior was exposed as a fraud for all to see. I imagine her improved by the experience.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2005, 10:00 PM

Uh...yeah, what he said.

footfootfoot · 07-13-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

StaceyV BITE ME !!!!! I had EVERY right to expressmy self silently , she jumpd , I jumped BACK !!!
But hey , you got to consider the sorce , you payed How much for WHAT ?????

Zippyt, she won't bite you. She knows she'll get a time out and NO BISCUIT if she tries that shit w/ you.

Note to Arsen: $65 buys a lot of mace. hose the fucknig dog down a few times and she'll back the fuck off. Or if you want to know how to say what zippy said to miss tacklebox2005 in dogspeak: grab the dog by the throat, flip it on its back and sit on its chest and choke the shit out of it until it pees. Peeing is dog speak for "I am your bitch and I will not fuck with you again"

Back to zippy:

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Originally Posted by undertoad

He basically schooled her, and she folded so hard and fast that her hardass motherfuckin' exterior was exposed as a fraud for all to see. I imagine her improved by the experience.

Yeah, anyone with a few bucks can apply the veneer of tuffness, but it takes someone with toughness bred in the bone to come up with:
"I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGUER OUT HOW MANY CHAINS IT TAKES YOUR BULL DYKE TO TIE YOU DOWN INTO POSITION EVERY NITE !!!!!!!!!" right there on the spot.

That was inspired. Ummm, a bunch of monkeys or apes or whatever.

russotto · 07-13-2005, 10:48 PM

That was inspired. Being a big geek, the best I could even aspire to is some comment involving a magnet.

staceyv · 07-13-2005, 11:39 PM

I really didn't mean to insult you Zippy. And I can't BELIEVE how many people think it's okay to shake your head at someone because they pierce themself.

I'm sure some of you are overweight- it's such an epidemic at this point. Does that give people the right to shake their head at you if you're eating mcdonald's? Because it's something that you're doing to yourself that makes people stare, right? (Maybe you're at the drive through getting a salad!)

What about being pregnant? You want to start a family and go through the natural process of growing a beachball under your shirt. People LOVE to stare at your belly. What if someone looks at your ring finger and shakes their head because you're unmarried? (Maybe your ring is at the cleaner's)

Maybe those pierced people own a tatoo shop and/or are in a band. Maybe it's the look that brings in customers/ fans. How would you know?

Live and let fucking live. Don't judge people so fucking much. Judge yourself/ fix yourself first.

And no, I am not religious and I am not on prescription drugs, drinking, or under a psychotherapist's care. Maybe it's the time off work talking here...

By the way, spending $65 on a dog trainer was the responsible, caring thing to do for the dog that I rescued. How can you shit on me for that?

And Zippy, I'm still grateful to you for sending me the disc with my wedding pics on it

But that doesn't mean I'll indulge your request to bite you.

wolf · 07-14-2005, 12:56 AM

I have been hassled by dumbasses on the street for being fat. Some years ago some rowdy teenagers in a car attempt such. My yelled response "Yeah, but I went to the college of my choice!" left them stunned and my date falling over with laughter.

plthijinx · 07-14-2005, 07:26 AM

WTF?

Queen of the Ryche · 07-14-2005, 09:52 AM

Her mother must be so proud.

plthijinx · 07-14-2005, 10:05 AM

i guess if it found a guy with a really small (ahem) package then it could give a very unique BJ's.

footfootfoot · 07-14-2005, 08:54 PM

Christ almighty pilot, you're FRIGHTENING THE PASSENGERS!

Brett's Honey · 07-14-2005, 11:54 PM

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I have been hassled by dumbasses on the street for being fat. Some years ago some rowdy teenagers in a car attempt such. My yelled response "Yeah, but I went to the college of my choice!" left them stunned and my date falling over with laughter.

Another good one I've heard used is "Yeah but you're ugly and I can lose weight!"

lookout123 · 07-15-2005, 12:29 AM

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UT said:
but check it

i just had this vision of a hip hop undertoad. "you got see-erved, biatch!"

07-13-2005, 08:36 PM	#17
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07-13-2005, 09:26 PM	#19
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The girl was the one who escalated it. Look, it takes all kinds in society. The chick wanted to do something expressive, different, unusual, unexpected, individualist, etc... but check it: the act would NOT BE different/antisocial/individualist etc. WITHOUT Zip's quick doubletake on it. The act depends on Zip, really. The conversation goes like this: Girl: I am being different. Zip: You sure are. End of conversation. But the chick overplayed her hand; she demanded the right to express herself and then demanded that Zip not express himself at all. She escalated it, and Zip escalated it right back but with a higher level of class, intelligence, wit and style. He basically schooled her, and she folded so hard and fast that her hardass motherfuckin' exterior was exposed as a fraud for all to see. I imagine her improved by the experience.

07-13-2005, 10:48 PM	#22
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	That was inspired. Being a big geek, the best I could even aspire to is some comment involving a magnet.

07-13-2005, 11:39 PM	#23
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	I really didn't mean to insult you Zippy. And I can't BELIEVE how many people think it's okay to shake your head at someone because they pierce themself. I'm sure some of you are overweight- it's such an epidemic at this point. Does that give people the right to shake their head at you if you're eating mcdonald's? Because it's something that you're doing to yourself that makes people stare, right? (Maybe you're at the drive through getting a salad!) What about being pregnant? You want to start a family and go through the natural process of growing a beachball under your shirt. People LOVE to stare at your belly. What if someone looks at your ring finger and shakes their head because you're unmarried? (Maybe your ring is at the cleaner's) Maybe those pierced people own a tatoo shop and/or are in a band. Maybe it's the look that brings in customers/ fans. How would you know? Live and let fucking live. Don't judge people so fucking much. Judge yourself/ fix yourself first. And no, I am not religious and I am not on prescription drugs, drinking, or under a psychotherapist's care. Maybe it's the time off work talking here... By the way, spending $65 on a dog trainer was the responsible, caring thing to do for the dog that I rescued. How can you shit on me for that? And Zippy, I'm still grateful to you for sending me the disc with my wedding pics on it But that doesn't mean I'll indulge your request to bite you.

07-14-2005, 10:05 AM	#27
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i guess if it found a guy with a really small (ahem) package then it could give a very unique BJ's. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

07-14-2005, 08:54 PM	#28
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