Erect nipples - Page 2

BigV · 09-22-2005, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.

Yep, exactly the same. You said what I've been thinking since the posting of the first poll. Both can contribute to the sex appeal of a woman, but by themselves they're not enough to move the decision one way or another by their presence or absence.

glatt · 09-22-2005, 11:04 AM

I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google.

Sorry, dear guests, if you were looking for a giant collection of Tara Reid nude pictures, showing her erect nipples.

Happy Monkey · 09-22-2005, 11:06 AM

Tara Reid looks better clothed.

Pie · 09-22-2005, 11:29 AM

As seen on rec.humor.funny:

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Tonchi · 09-22-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That trumps double d's with no points.

I would gladly have traded for the double-D's instead, that would have been less awkward and would have attracted less morbid fascination. The one photo that my ex-husband took has been confiscated. Now that I think about, it probably should be destroyed because I do not want somebody coming across it one day when I am 80 years old and have comfortably forgotten all about this.

Elspode · 09-22-2005, 03:14 PM

I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom?

Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. *Then* take a picture of the result and post it here.

Your arbitor of good taste,
Patrick

Troubleshooter · 09-22-2005, 03:20 PM

You are entirely correct. My request was unsophisticated and uncultured. I certainly agree that your more nuanced approach is superior. I heartily endorse it.

capnhowdy · 09-22-2005, 03:43 PM

I like me some hard nipples. As long as the little bumpity thingies all around the outer part arent huge.

Tonchi · 09-22-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. *Then* take a picture of the result and post it here.

Patrick, you are all class but I think I'll pass on that suggestion. Instead, you guys can go buy a bag of sugared gumdrops for comparison while I run away and hide somewhere

At least nobody is so twisted as to suggest I lie down on the copier at Kinko's. We definitely do not want to start a thread on copier portraits here

But that reminds me, has anybody seen the page of "catscans" that some guy had going a few years ago? It was a link on nomoreaolcds.com.

Clodfobble · 09-22-2005, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.

Because nipples can show even in a reasonably loose shirt. On my extra-pokey-nipple days, there's not a shirt in my closet that I don't contour in that fashion. To get camel toe, on the other hand, you have to have extremely tight pants made of very thin fabric, and you have to make an active choice not to pull them out of your crack. It's about as sexy as a wedgie as far as I'm concerned.

capnhowdy · 09-22-2005, 06:23 PM

Hey, Tonchi....maybe you could run down to Kinko's and lie.......
Oh, never mind..............

xoxoxoBruce · 09-22-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.

Nipples have been poking out forever whereas the camel toe has only been publicly (public not pubic) revealed in the last century. Give it time.

seakdivers · 09-22-2005, 10:25 PM

Hey Tonchi - I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol

SteveDallas · 09-23-2005, 12:01 AM

I'll go along with the school of thought that the cameltoe almost has to be displayed with malice aforethought, while the erect nipples can be spontaneous, involuntary, and maybe even innocent.

Tonchi · 09-23-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers

I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol

It appears that the two of us together are serious proof that the concept of "Intelligent Design" is garbage

View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted	38	64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque	16	27.12%
Neither more or less attracted	4	6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff	1	1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul	0	0%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

09-22-2005, 11:06 AM	#18
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Tara Reid looks better clothed. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-22-2005, 11:29 AM	#19
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	As seen on rec.humor.funny: Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-22-2005, 03:14 PM	#21
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom? Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. Then take a picture of the result and post it here. Your arbitor of good taste, Patrick __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-22-2005, 03:20 PM	#22
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	You are entirely correct. My request was unsophisticated and uncultured. I certainly agree that your more nuanced approach is superior. I heartily endorse it. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

09-22-2005, 11:04 AM	#17
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google. Sorry, dear guests, if you were looking for a giant collection of Tara Reid nude pictures, showing her erect nipples.

09-22-2005, 03:43 PM	#23
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I like me some hard nipples. As long as the little bumpity thingies all around the outer part arent huge. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-22-2005, 06:23 PM	#26
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Hey, Tonchi....maybe you could run down to Kinko's and lie....... Oh, never mind.............. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-22-2005, 10:25 PM	#28
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Hey Tonchi - I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol

09-23-2005, 12:01 AM	#29
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'll go along with the school of thought that the cameltoe almost has to be displayed with malice aforethought, while the erect nipples can be spontaneous, involuntary, and maybe even innocent.

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