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Old 03-31-2011, 01:46 AM   #1
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You're suck a dork...

Btw, why doe men think if they were to post a nsfw pix, it would have to be of their penises? Of the many pics of the female in here, no private parts were shown. They were sexy pics in lingerie, silhouettes, etc. So, here to give ideas to you fellow men, I've got some sample poses for ya. This first one is a naked one, but we don't have to see your "junior."
hear, hear!
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:00 AM   #2
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tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:05 AM   #3
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Old 03-30-2011, 12:12 PM   #4
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Old 03-30-2011, 12:10 PM   #5
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tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?
Those pics were ideas for you men. Anyhoo, as things were. And I don't do nsfw pics. If I do, I would've posted something already. Or maybe I have as Anonymous and you don't know it. Who knows?
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:52 PM   #6
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Those pics were ideas for you men. Anyhoo, as things were. And I don't do nsfw pics. If I do, I would've posted something already. Or maybe I have as Anonymous and you don't know it. Who knows?
Actually, Sarge is right, chick. I'd hate to see female lingerie models posted in this thread, so it's not really fair to include pics of male models.

I get what you were saying of course.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:08 PM   #7
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tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:28 PM   #8
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:30 PM   #9
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This is 2of5. Can't we all play nice? I can't help but think our photos started a great deal of this drama.
Gravdigr-I think you really went over the line with this one. I can see your frustration, but you are only making yourself look worse.
Big Sarge: You've been harsh with Tulip. You keep pushing her to pose when she has clearly said she wouldn't.

Now let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya (sic?)
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:35 PM   #10
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Oh, boy! he's not just a homophobe, he's ALSO a chauvinist!

let me walk you through this.

this thread is for anyone and everyone to post whatever sort of nekkidness they want. without people like you making insulting, degrading, and erasing comments about it. Saying "i missed more naked men, joy" is about on par with "hey i don't mind gay guys, i just don't want them being all faggy in public" or "i'm not a homophobe, i just dont want them hitting on me, it's disgusting." if you don't want to see pictures of dwellars of all shapes, sizes, sexes, and types, don't wade into this thread. thinking in your head "yeah, i don't mind that i missed a picture of shel getting his pole polished" is one thing. saying it out loud is NOT okay, joking or otherwise. it's the equivalent of saying "phew, im glad i missed those niggers having sex in this thread."

and then to have the NERVE to launch that tirade against monster. first off, calling someone on their homophobic and offensive posting isn't "shit-stirring", it's a moral responsibility to everyone who respects equality and tolerance. and if your argument is that you AREN'T a bigot, the way to prove that is NOT to use inherently sexist slurs to attack both the personality and the appearance of the dwellar pointing out your bigotry.



as for the rest of you, i am completely fucking appalled at you, too. most of you, at least. for a bunch of supposedly enlightened, smart, tolerant people, the way you treated the anonymous poster who you all accused of being a "man" is disgusting. i really would have expected better from the cellar. if any of you were wondering why you haven't seen me around lately, no small part of it is because you are getting more and more intolerant and judgemental. thread after thread, i run into homophobia, transphobia/trans erasure, heteronormativity, and lurid speculation as to the gender identity of any "wtf" that you find unattractive.

i'm just about done with the cellar, at this point. it's just become a hive of bigotry and offense rivaled only by the likes of /b/ and youtube commenters.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:59 PM   #11
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I can't help but think our photos started a great deal of this drama.
Not at all. This was a long time stirring and little spats across multiple threads. Was bound to happen sooner or later.
You, collectively, had zero to do with it,

You could, however, post some nekkedness real quick and distract everyone.
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this thread is for anyone and everyone to post whatever sort of nekkidness they want. without people like you making insulting, degrading, and erasing comments about it.
I believe that was Merc.
But I agree with your assessment of what this thread is about.
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and then to have the NERVE to launch that tirade against monster.
See above - Its been a long time coming.
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as for the rest of you, you are getting more and more intolerant and judgmental. thread after thread /.../
i'm just about done with the cellar, at this point. it's just become a hive of bigotry and offense
Interesting statement Ibby. I know I'm not your favorite or anything, but I respect you saying that - A lot.
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:27 AM   #12
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I believe that was Merc.
Don't drag me into your Goddam BS over any of this shit.

Now someone change the tone of this whole thing and post some nuddie pics!
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:03 PM   #13
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Ibram shut the fuck up.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:10 PM   #14
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Ibram shut the fuck up.
Fuck you Gravdigr. Ibram has as much right as anyone to make his point. And frankly, on this issue he probably has more right, having been a victim of homophobia on this site himself in the past.

Just want to make one point though Ibby: personally, I didn't see it as 'accusing' that anonymous poster of being a man. I saw it as genuine curiosity about someone with an ambiguous look. Speaking as someone who is regularly mistaken for a bloke (yes, even one time when dressed to the nines in a mini-skirt dress, high heels and newly blonded flick hairstyle, back when I was in my early 20s) I don't think that it really means anything that someone is not instantly identifiable when much of what might identify them is not in the picture.

Nor does being ambiguous make someone unattractive. I myself wasn't sure of the gender of that poster. But I'd stand by my comments at the time that male or female they looked beautiful. Actually, at the time I thought it was you. Because you are a good example of someone who is going to be beautiful when they dress feminine and handsome when they dress masculine.

@ Gravedigr. Seriously, you are coming across as a total chauvenist pig right now. I am appalled at the tirade you just launched at Monster. Not because it was a tirade, but because of the nature of insults you chose to use.

And the comment about missing the man on man action was completely out of order. It suggests two things: firstly that you do not want gay dwellars posting their stuff. And secondly, that actually, you come in here expecting tits. This is a DWELLAR nsfw thread. All dwellars. It's not just a place for us ladies to get our norks out for the entertainment of dwellar blokes. Frankly, I am really glad that Sheldon posts stuff like that. Because aside from CapnHowdy there aren't many Dwellar men willing to do their bit (so to speak ;p).

Dwellar NSFW thread = not a fucking reader's wives thread.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:21 PM   #15
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dressed to the nines in a mini-skirt dress, high heels and newly blonded flick hairstyle, back when I was in my early 20s
I'd like to see that, even if it's SFW.

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Actually, at the time I thought it was you.
I think Ibby's giant python would have ripped through those little panties.

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you come in here expecting tits.
Hoping for..... always hoping for....
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