What is pissing you off this time? - Page 21

BigV · 09-12-2011, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Wait, Murphy gets the blame and Jesus gets the credit, that doesn't seem to be an air-tight belief system.

We've discussed this recently:

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Originally Posted by Infinite Monkey

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

It's funny, though. Business wants government to stay out of the way, until they want to make more profit. Then it becomes everyone else's job to help out business. "Privatize profit and socialize loss".

FTW

Isn't that in the Republican Credo?

Aliantha · 09-10-2011, 05:03 AM

I started laughing at about the third paragraph of post 302. Sorry. lol (still laughing)

Clodfobble · 09-10-2011, 08:38 AM

OMG, Jim. I'm sorry. The universe owes you something seriously good after this.

footfootfoot · 09-10-2011, 09:24 AM

Jim, you are a tenacious motherfcker. I would have packed it in a lot sooner than you did, I think.
A man on a mission. Yeah, the universe owes you a lap dance or something.

jimhelm · 09-10-2011, 12:57 PM

I'd settle for a steak and a bj.

monster · 09-10-2011, 02:42 PM

How is today panning out?

jimhelm · 09-11-2011, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

How is today panning out?

Much more better..... er. Uneventful if long ride to Charlotte. Got a new phone and 10% off my monthly Sprint bill just for belonging to a credit union.

zippyt · 09-10-2011, 11:33 PM

Oh Dude !!!!
Thats EPPPPIC !
You survived ! And got the car home
Thats what counts
Get a Jump pac , they work , so I Hear

Sundae · 09-11-2011, 12:50 PM

I can't believe you didn't get FSM's message that you were not supposed to be in Charlotte this weekend! (and that's what her husband said too)

Still, I prefer to accept that you overcame all these obstacles like a hero on a quest, and are now where you are supposed to be for the good of the universe.

infinite monkey · 09-12-2011, 11:03 AM

You ARE a tenacious motherfucker. Right around paragraph 3 I would have crumbled into a thousand pieces, said 'fuck it' and headed home.

jimhelm · 09-12-2011, 12:05 PM

On reflection, I'm just really happy that I thought to stop at the dealer to check the commander while I was still driving the grand Cherokee. Had I just driven the gr Cher to my house and walked out to get the commander, I would have walked twice. ...no, three times. Whew.

glatt · 09-12-2011, 12:51 PM

That's a lot of walking at the end of the day. Even just the once. I'm pretty impressed. "Just do it" can learn a thing or two from you.

footfootfoot · 09-13-2011, 12:04 PM

I fucking launch Chrome this morning and fire up gmail and it asks for my password. My SAVED password. then it asks me if I want to save it. IT IS saved motherfucker. I just checked. Then it tells me another I.P. is logged into this account. Oh really? What's the I.P. address that's logged into this account? Mine. I am not logged in.

I delete cache, cookies, dump the milk down the sink, reboot and I still get this crap. Just with gmail though. chrome is filling in my log-ins for forums and the like.

Probably some fucking auto update.

Sundae · 09-13-2011, 01:39 PM

I want to watch The Draughtman's Contract this week.
I know it is on, because the Sunday magazine that comes free with my parents' paper had it listed as a Pick Of The Day.

But I didn't write down the details, and the magazine has already gone to recycling.

My big problem is I do not remember which channel it was on, OR which channel.
So I cannot search every channel on a specific date, or a specific channel for every date.
There are a lot of them out there.

I thought I had solved it - BBC2 is apparently showing it on Saturday 17 September 2011.
But having memorised that, I went downstairs to Sky Plus it, only to find a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT schedule on the planner.

W.T.F.?

Beginning to feel I've stumbled into a modern day Kafka.

ETA - my bad. It's on at 00.05 Saturday morning.
But the schedules I was lookig at had it 12.05AM Saturday.
I get confused when TV listings use 12 hour clock.

zippyt · 09-15-2011, 04:57 AM

getting home at 3:15 am after a service call

09-10-2011, 05:03 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I started laughing at about the third paragraph of post 302. Sorry. lol (still laughing) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-10-2011, 08:38 AM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	OMG, Jim. I'm sorry. The universe owes you something seriously good after this. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-10-2011, 09:24 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Jim, you are a tenacious motherfcker. I would have packed it in a lot sooner than you did, I think. A man on a mission. Yeah, the universe owes you a lap dance or something. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-10-2011, 12:57 PM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I'd settle for a steak and a bj. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-10-2011, 02:42 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	How is today panning out? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-10-2011, 11:33 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh Dude !!!! Thats EPPPPIC ! You survived ! And got the car home Thats what counts Get a Jump pac , they work , so I Hear __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-11-2011, 12:50 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I can't believe you didn't get FSM's message that you were not supposed to be in Charlotte this weekend! (and that's what her husband said too) Still, I prefer to accept that you overcame all these obstacles like a hero on a quest, and are now where you are supposed to be for the good of the universe. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-12-2011, 11:03 AM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You ARE a tenacious motherfucker. Right around paragraph 3 I would have crumbled into a thousand pieces, said 'fuck it' and headed home.

09-12-2011, 12:05 PM	#11
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	On reflection, I'm just really happy that I thought to stop at the dealer to check the commander while I was still driving the grand Cherokee. Had I just driven the gr Cher to my house and walked out to get the commander, I would have walked twice. ...no, three times. Whew. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-12-2011, 12:51 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's a lot of walking at the end of the day. Even just the once. I'm pretty impressed. "Just do it" can learn a thing or two from you.

09-13-2011, 12:04 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I fucking launch Chrome this morning and fire up gmail and it asks for my password. My SAVED password. then it asks me if I want to save it. IT IS saved motherfucker. I just checked. Then it tells me another I.P. is logged into this account. Oh really? What's the I.P. address that's logged into this account? Mine. I am not logged in. I delete cache, cookies, dump the milk down the sink, reboot and I still get this crap. Just with gmail though. chrome is filling in my log-ins for forums and the like. Probably some fucking auto update. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-13-2011, 01:39 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I want to watch The Draughtman's Contract this week. I know it is on, because the Sunday magazine that comes free with my parents' paper had it listed as a Pick Of The Day. But I didn't write down the details, and the magazine has already gone to recycling. My big problem is I do not remember which channel it was on, OR which channel. So I cannot search every channel on a specific date, or a specific channel for every date. There are a lot of them out there. I thought I had solved it - BBC2 is apparently showing it on Saturday 17 September 2011. But having memorised that, I went downstairs to Sky Plus it, only to find a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT schedule on the planner. W.T.F.? Beginning to feel I've stumbled into a modern day Kafka. ETA - my bad. It's on at 00.05 Saturday morning. But the schedules I was lookig at had it 12.05AM Saturday. I get confused when TV listings use 12 hour clock. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 09-13-2011 at 01:48 PM.

09-15-2011, 04:57 AM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	getting home at 3:15 am after a service call __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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