Questionable Headlines - Page 22

monster · 05-10-2019, 04:38 PM

BBC online today:

Quote:

Greenford pupil cheese death flicking boy 'not thinking'

oh, of course! I know exactly what this story is about.... :/

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48228134

glatt · 05-10-2019, 04:43 PM

The cheese flicker is obviously a little shit. But I doubt he meant to murder the other kid.

monster · 05-10-2019, 05:00 PM

exactly. But I feel the headline could have been better? It is almost reminiscent of an AI bot conversation

Gravdigr · 05-11-2019, 12:21 PM

That headline writer musta been having a stroke.

It's almost word salad.

Gravdigr · 06-25-2019, 01:49 PM

He did not argue with a sex toy...

Carruthers · 06-26-2019, 12:58 PM

How did they know?

Was it wearing a sun hat and clutching a bucket and spade?

Gravdigr · 06-26-2019, 01:32 PM

Is that what sharks do on holiday?

I've always wondered.

BigV · 06-26-2019, 01:33 PM

Vegas, baby.

Gravdigr · 06-26-2019, 02:17 PM

I guess I thought they just sat around watching Shark Week reruns...

05-10-2019, 05:00 PM	#3
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05-11-2019, 12:21 PM	#4
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06-25-2019, 01:49 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He did not argue with a sex toy... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-26-2019, 12:58 PM	#6
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	How did they know? Was it wearing a sun hat and clutching a bucket and spade? __________________

06-26-2019, 01:32 PM	#7
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05-10-2019, 04:43 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The cheese flicker is obviously a little shit. But I doubt he meant to murder the other kid.

06-26-2019, 01:33 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Vegas, baby. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-26-2019, 02:17 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I guess I thought they just sat around watching Shark Week reruns... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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