Be a post whore! - Page 222

orthodoc · 12-14-2012, 05:33 PM

With my blurry vision, I read the title of this thread as 'Be a goat whore!'.

I thought it was a clone thread. Guess it's time to spring for new lenses ...

Lola Bunny · 12-14-2012, 05:44 PM

Woman, that's hardly a compliment. I'm 49 kilos now, and I want to lose 4.5 kilos.

orthodoc · 12-14-2012, 05:55 PM

Sorry, I'm just really bad at jokes.

Lola Bunny · 12-14-2012, 06:06 PM

Hehe...for an average height person, 48 kilos is a pretty good weight. I just happen to be a midget, I mean dwarf, uh...oh hell...smurf, that's all.

(I'm not very PC, hehe.)

Ortho: Joke away, joke away.

Aliantha · 12-14-2012, 06:12 PM

You're the wrong colour to be a smurf Lola. lol

Lola Bunny · 12-14-2012, 06:34 PM

But I'm just the perfect size, lol.

Aliantha · 12-14-2012, 07:56 PM

Maybe. lol I like short people. My mum was 5 feet tall and nothing on top. She only came up to about my shoulder, but she was so cute. Just like you, only she didn't look Asian. lol

Lola Bunny · 12-14-2012, 09:14 PM

She sure was petite. How tall are you, Ali?

Aliantha · 12-14-2012, 10:18 PM

A touch over 5'7, so quite a bit taller. About the same height as my Dad. My brother is 6' tall, and both the older boys look like being over 6' tall. Every generation gets taller apparently, so who knows. Maybe there's hope for future generations Lola.

sexobon · 12-14-2012, 11:11 PM

My hypothesis is that it's a genetic adaptation to pollution which enables homo sapiens to rise above what settles to ground level.

Sundae · 12-15-2012, 04:54 AM

Depends who you breed with I think.
My sister is the shortest of all of us and she has a daughter even shorter than herself.
Luckily, she's bred with a tall man, so hopefully the rot stops there.

Neither Steven nor I are inclined to participate in the experiement anyway, so the data may be skewed.

Trilby · 12-15-2012, 05:48 AM

I feels like a crone, lola bunny, I FEELS it.

for some reason for the past six months I've been feeling a bit like i'm on chemo====legs ache constantly, knees are killing me like spikes, hips, lower back---all ache and hurt all day long and night, too. I get up to take advil. and I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiired (Madeline Kahn voice) I can only manage one 'thing' a day and I'm killed. I've heard I need iron, vitamin D, a bone scan...all that. gotta wait till after the holidays though as I'm tapped out and can't even afford my doc co-pay!

but I'm really creaky and horribly old. at least in my joints.

PS that glucosomine chondroitine stuff? it's like 40.00 a bottle!!!!!!!!!!!

Lamplighter · 12-15-2012, 08:02 AM

The Atlantic
By Megan Garber
Dec 15 2012, 8:27 AM ET

What Were the Last Words Spoken on the Moon?

Quote:

Probably not, alas, "let's get this mother out of here" ..

Forty years ago, December 14 at 5:54:37 p.m. EST, humans left the moon for the last time.
But how did the three men who made that departure -- taking their last small steps,
their last great leaps from the lunar surface -- mark that occasion?
What parting words did they leave to the moon, and to their fellow humans, and to history?
<snip>

If my wife had been there, the last words would have been:
"Wait, I forgot to turn off the coffee pot"

Lola Bunny · 12-15-2012, 08:00 AM

$40 a bottle?? A generic brand costs much less than that. My mom'a doc said it's ok for her so that what I get for her. Would it be ok for you to take the generic brand?

Trilby · 12-15-2012, 08:02 AM

I think that WAS generic!!

can I be rude and ask how much per bottle you pay?

12-14-2012, 05:33 PM	#1
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	With my blurry vision, I read the title of this thread as 'Be a goat whore!'. I thought it was a clone thread. Guess it's time to spring for new lenses ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-14-2012, 05:55 PM	#3
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Sorry, I'm just really bad at jokes. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-14-2012, 06:12 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You're the wrong colour to be a smurf Lola. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-14-2012, 07:56 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe. lol I like short people. My mum was 5 feet tall and nothing on top. She only came up to about my shoulder, but she was so cute. Just like you, only she didn't look Asian. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-14-2012, 10:18 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	A touch over 5'7, so quite a bit taller. About the same height as my Dad. My brother is 6' tall, and both the older boys look like being over 6' tall. Every generation gets taller apparently, so who knows. Maybe there's hope for future generations Lola. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-14-2012, 05:44 PM	#2
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Woman, that's hardly a compliment. I'm 49 kilos now, and I want to lose 4.5 kilos.

12-14-2012, 06:06 PM	#4
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Hehe...for an average height person, 48 kilos is a pretty good weight. I just happen to be a midget, I mean dwarf, uh...oh hell...smurf, that's all. (I'm not very PC, hehe.) Ortho: Joke away, joke away.

12-14-2012, 06:34 PM	#6
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	But I'm just the perfect size, lol.

12-14-2012, 09:14 PM	#8
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	She sure was petite. How tall are you, Ali?

12-14-2012, 11:11 PM	#10
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	My hypothesis is that it's a genetic adaptation to pollution which enables homo sapiens to rise above what settles to ground level.

12-15-2012, 04:54 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Depends who you breed with I think. My sister is the shortest of all of us and she has a daughter even shorter than herself. Luckily, she's bred with a tall man, so hopefully the rot stops there. Neither Steven nor I are inclined to participate in the experiement anyway, so the data may be skewed. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-15-2012, 05:48 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I feels like a crone, lola bunny, I FEELS it. for some reason for the past six months I've been feeling a bit like i'm on chemo====legs ache constantly, knees are killing me like spikes, hips, lower back---all ache and hurt all day long and night, too. I get up to take advil. and I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiired (Madeline Kahn voice) I can only manage one 'thing' a day and I'm killed. I've heard I need iron, vitamin D, a bone scan...all that. gotta wait till after the holidays though as I'm tapped out and can't even afford my doc co-pay! but I'm really creaky and horribly old. at least in my joints. PS that glucosomine chondroitine stuff? it's like 40.00 a bottle!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-15-2012, 08:00 AM	#14
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	$40 a bottle?? A generic brand costs much less than that. My mom'a doc said it's ok for her so that what I get for her. Would it be ok for you to take the generic brand?

12-15-2012, 08:02 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think that WAS generic!! can I be rude and ask how much per bottle you pay? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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