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Old 02-10-2017, 07:01 PM   #1
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Oh I don't know, with thigh highs and heels I might be quite dapper.



You might have legal problems if you point this at your neighbors or the street.
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Old 02-11-2017, 02:47 PM   #2
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That belongs on the hood of Grand Cherokee One.
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Old 02-11-2017, 05:07 PM   #3
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OMG it's almost Valentines Day and you're broke! Got and axe and a big rock?
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Old 02-11-2017, 05:15 PM   #4
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Dude reminds me of the fellow what dragged the anvil up that hill on Arran.

Actually, he reminds me of Vinnie Jones.
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Old 02-12-2017, 12:45 PM   #5
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Dude reminds me of the fellow what dragged the anvil up that hill on Arran.
That was my first thought also.
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:42 PM   #6
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Bottle holder...
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Old 02-14-2017, 09:17 PM   #7
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I'm a little teapot, gnarly and stout...
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:22 PM   #8
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Nothing like a gnarly teapot.
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Old 02-15-2017, 06:58 PM   #9
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Since we're killing off all the animal species, some people are making their own critters.
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Old 02-16-2017, 11:31 PM   #10
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The great thing about whittlin' is porn suddenly becomes art.
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Old 02-17-2017, 09:37 AM   #11
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That is lovely.
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:41 PM   #12
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They look cool but the handrail stops 5 steps up.
Over 1 Million injuries and 12,000 deaths as the result of stairway falls.
Staircase and stairway accidents are 2nd only to motor vehicles.
Most falls start at the first, or last 3, steps coming down.
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Old 02-18-2017, 08:41 AM   #13
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It looks like a mid-stream design change...
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:05 AM   #14
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or he was unable to stretch the pole used for the handrail
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:00 PM   #15
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Wood burned and painted...
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