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Caps are porcelain.. Will there be a big demand for toilet materials?
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05-25-2012, 09:15 AM | #332 |
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You never know.
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05-25-2012, 07:58 PM | #334 |
To shreds, you say?
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Ahhh Richard Herring. I think I am a little bit in love with that man
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05-28-2012, 09:09 AM | #336 |
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400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia
Joseph Netto CNN 9:57 a.m. PDT, June 1, 2012 MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA— A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported. The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne. "We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness. Home > Seattle's Q13 FOX News 400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia Many of the sheep died in the accident Ads by Google 400 sheep fall from overpass, strike cars after truck rollover in Australia Joseph Netto CNN 9:57 a.m. PDT, June 1, 2012 MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA— A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported. The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne. "We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness. Topics Australia CNN (tv network) Sign up for Q13 FOX News Daily Hannah Sidebottom, [ Really?]another witness, said the incident was a surprise. "I saw them coming down like a mountain of, it looked like dirt but obviously wasn't, and then, there was nothing we could do they were literally on top of us," she told the affiliate. Only one person was hospitalized, but the sheep did not fare as well. Less than 10 of them are expected to survive. Animal welfare officials said the road was littered with dead and dying sheep. "They were confronted with a very horrific, very distressing sight," the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said. LINK Poor little lambs!
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06-02-2012, 02:29 PM | #338 |
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The officer that issued the ticket in this story is contender numero uno for the Golden Asshole Award.
What a fucking douche.
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06-05-2012, 06:26 AM | #339 |
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So wrong, yet so damn funny.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...illed-car.html Yes, that link says what you think it says. Eta: Ahem. what it said, until the software shortened it, was http:// www. dailymail.co.uk/ news/ article-2154283/ Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.h t m l
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Well, fuck.
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06-05-2012, 01:42 PM | #341 | |
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06-05-2012, 07:45 PM | #342 |
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Lemming's or Demoncrats?
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06-05-2012, 07:53 PM | #343 |
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*ALERTS TO WORLDWIDE THREATS IN 2012*
*From JOHN CLEESE * The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be all right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend!" and "The Barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. Regards, John Cleese, British writer, actor and very tall person And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
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Octo-mom quit before she started. What a tool.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/octomo...rance-florida/
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