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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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So you make a your own butter?
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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TMI - I shat myself yesterday.
Made it to my brother's because I knew I was holding something in that would not stay contained. Walking up the stairs to the bathroom I vented a little with every step. Had to call home & ask Dad to come pick me up. With a towel to clothe my nether regions in. Knickers, tights, skirt - all affected. Oh, also - hairdresser (booked weeks ago) gave me an Anne Hathaway. My bosoms may be shrinking, but I am not ready for a boy-cut. Sigh. Not a great day, yesterday.
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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![]() Bad butterfish. Bad. Or is it buttfish, as autocorrect just attempted to term it?
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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I'm tired and still lots to do. I have a several bunches of flowers, don't know how to arrange them.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Butterfish will do that to one.
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Anal leakage... Yum.
Talk slow, I'm listening...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Helen Mirren saw me and wanted my hair.
Don't believe her when she said it was Sophie from Top Model. It was me.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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We have so much in common! Helen Mirren saw me and wanted me. Don't believe her when she said I was stalking her. She's just not used to commitment.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Keith Urban looks like a bobblehead.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Are Infi, you and I the only ones here today?
Don't care, having fun.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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looks that way
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Sorry babba.
You are the bicycle my fish needs, didn't mean to miss you out.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I only just walked through the door.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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You only have to.
Infi, I'm not sure I understand the term bobble-head. Sounds like someone with curly hair? My bad if it means something else.
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To shreds, you say?
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