Ye Olde Videoe Clippe Threade - Page 234

Undertoad · 08-23-2015, 09:27 AM

I'd definitely go for any of those real ladies, all of whom show off great personalities; and none of the models because models are by design going to be stuck-up entitled cunts. (But that's post age-20s wisdom)

ETA Buzzfeed did it for the headline, of course.

DanaC · 08-23-2015, 09:39 AM

Oh, I figured most of the Cellar blokes would get a kick out the real* ladies in their swimsuits, that's why I posted it :P Perfection makes for a particular kind of beauty - it's like art, it's good to look at. There are other kinds of beauty - and what attracts us is a whole different story.

* I should qualify that: because behind each of those glamour shots is a real, breathing, thinking woman. But we all know that the models themselves generally don't look like that. Their every imperfection has been ironed out, through make-up and photo shop. It is an ideal only achievable for a moment, with a great deal of in-time and post-shoot intervention.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-23-2015, 10:13 AM

They certainly all have appeal.

glatt · 08-23-2015, 11:06 AM

I think it's a mistake to try to recreate and hold an exact pose because when models are doing it, they are constantly moving around while the photographer is taking hundreds, perhaps thousands, of pictures. The "pose" is just an instant in time that lasted a fraction of a second.

glatt · 08-25-2015, 08:01 AM

How did they get the ladder set up? How will they take it down? It's not remotely stable without that rope from above.

fargon · 08-25-2015, 08:04 AM

There is NO FUCKING WAY, that I am getting on that ladder.

Gravdigr · 08-25-2015, 02:41 PM

The stupidity of that ladder is staggering. Why not just abseil from the roof on the rope? It's much closer to where the work, whatever he's doing, needs to be done. Hell, I've lopped limbs from above on a rope. You don't even have to worry about the limb knocking your ladder from under ya.

Gravdigr · 08-27-2015, 04:08 PM

Stabilized gangplankery:

xoxoxoBruce · 08-27-2015, 05:35 PM

That's amazing, I guess anybody getting off the boat, has to get on the platform at the top of the ramp beforehand, and coming on would wait on the platform until it was done.

BigV · 08-27-2015, 11:16 PM

that's probably the same structure that operates the simulators for airplane cockpits, or disneyland rides

plthijinx · 08-29-2015, 05:45 PM

airplanes? you mentioned airplanes? here's decent from FL220 to RNAV (gps) instrument approach into Addison (Dallas) ding you hear in this short vid is the altitude preselect indicating 1000 feet to go in our decent to our level off altitude prior to commencing the approach. the jet is a citation CE-550 and yeah, it's a jet but it's avionics are a hunk of junk, I've flown beater trainer aircraft with a better radio/nav stack lol!

plthijinx · 08-29-2015, 05:55 PM

and that gang plank is the shit!

Clodfobble · 08-29-2015, 07:07 PM

Hey philthy, long time no see!

plthijinx · 09-01-2015, 09:31 PM

hey there! yeah I pop in from time to time, most of the time just lurk without logging in. to be honest, i might just lurk a little more, with all the negativity on fb nowadays....getting real old real fast.

DanaC · 09-02-2015, 10:44 AM

Heya Philthy! Nice to see you mate.

08-23-2015, 10:13 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They certainly all have appeal. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-25-2015, 08:04 AM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	There is NO FUCKING WAY, that I am getting on that ladder. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-25-2015, 02:41 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The stupidity of that ladder is staggering. Why not just abseil from the roof on the rope? It's much closer to where the work, whatever he's doing, needs to be done. Hell, I've lopped limbs from above on a rope. You don't even have to worry about the limb knocking your ladder from under ya. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-27-2015, 04:08 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Stabilized gangplankery: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-27-2015, 05:35 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's amazing, I guess anybody getting off the boat, has to get on the platform at the top of the ramp beforehand, and coming on would wait on the platform until it was done. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-23-2015, 09:27 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'd definitely go for any of those real ladies, all of whom show off great personalities; and none of the models because models are by design going to be stuck-up entitled cunts. (But that's post age-20s wisdom) ETA Buzzfeed did it for the headline, of course.

08-23-2015, 11:06 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I think it's a mistake to try to recreate and hold an exact pose because when models are doing it, they are constantly moving around while the photographer is taking hundreds, perhaps thousands, of pictures. The "pose" is just an instant in time that lasted a fraction of a second.

08-25-2015, 08:01 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How did they get the ladder set up? How will they take it down? It's not remotely stable without that rope from above.

08-27-2015, 11:16 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	that's probably the same structure that operates the simulators for airplane cockpits, or disneyland rides __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-29-2015, 05:45 PM	#11
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	airplanes? you mentioned airplanes? here's decent from FL220 to RNAV (gps) instrument approach into Addison (Dallas) ding you hear in this short vid is the altitude preselect indicating 1000 feet to go in our decent to our level off altitude prior to commencing the approach. the jet is a citation CE-550 and yeah, it's a jet but it's avionics are a hunk of junk, I've flown beater trainer aircraft with a better radio/nav stack lol! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-29-2015, 05:55 PM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	and that gang plank is the shit! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-29-2015, 07:07 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Hey philthy, long time no see! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-01-2015, 09:31 PM	#14
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	hey there! yeah I pop in from time to time, most of the time just lurk without logging in. to be honest, i might just lurk a little more, with all the negativity on fb nowadays....getting real old real fast. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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