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07-11-2018, 06:35 PM | #1 |
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Today's idiot is me.
All these years, the countless hours and great effort expended to chase those whippersnappers off my lawn. What a waste. All I had to do is sign up for the sex offender registry and now every cop and parent around do all the work for me.
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02-19-2018, 02:24 PM | #2 |
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I can't even...
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02-19-2018, 03:26 PM | #3 |
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02-20-2018, 02:49 PM | #4 |
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"Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?"
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06-14-2018, 08:06 PM | #5 |
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"I...I've made a big mistake."
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06-14-2018, 08:12 PM | #6 |
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Yes I am as dumb as I look.
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07-11-2018, 06:42 PM | #7 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Maybe that story you told about the woman who was offended because you didn't turn her over will qualify.
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Well, this story has everything, idiocy, puns and mole grips.
Could you really ask for more? Quote:
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Full story with compulsory Twitterspiel here: LINK
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07-13-2018, 08:39 AM | #9 |
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Plus he was sitting on the wrong side of the car.
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07-14-2018, 01:09 PM | #10 |
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How could he steer with those mole grips if they aren't a hand tool?
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07-14-2018, 01:12 PM | #11 |
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Safety first. He might have fit a four-way tire iron on there. But then, if he was driving and hit something, the other end of the iron would have pierced his chest. This approach is thinking ahead.
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07-14-2018, 01:16 PM | #12 |
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Having once owned a Peugeot (I know, I know) I'm convinced that some models emerge from the factory like that.
Especially on a Friday. After a long lunch.
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07-14-2018, 04:03 PM | #13 |
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04-08-2019, 08:28 PM | #14 |
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I've been eyeing up a book called The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words. Most reviews are what I would expect/hope for (hilarious, things I've never come across before...) and the obligatory "dumb, returned it".... and then ......
"not the content I was looking for" WITF were you looking for in a book of that title? Words like soil, compost, dust....? https://www.amazon.com/Black-Book-Ve.../dp/1440506256
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04-08-2019, 08:44 PM | #15 |
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I just ordered it. Used $1.90.
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