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Carruthers · 04-05-2020, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

MSNBC just had an on-site reporter giving a report on the increasing New York death rate. Her name, Cori Coffin....

Nominative determinism strikes again!

Griff · 04-05-2020, 02:59 PM

I just spotted richlevy!

fargon · 04-05-2020, 08:36 PM

Good Morning Rich.

monster · 05-09-2020, 09:18 PM

well that was a post worthy of a reappearance.

I just came to see if anyone wanted to participate in a knob-eating contest.

apparently there's also knob tossing (a sister thing apparently), although the Brits don't use that exact term, not sure why.....

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-20-2020, 09:43 PM

So, do knobs taste like Brussels sprouts? At all?

BigV · 05-20-2020, 09:46 PM

Well, they're brassykinda.

Griff · 05-21-2020, 06:15 AM

oof

Gravdigr · 09-28-2020, 03:09 PM

Heroin user, pack-a-day smoker for 36 yrs, terrible diet, Hep C, 54 yrs old...

What killed him?

Nope, it was 3 weeks of licorice.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2020, 11:11 PM

Ha ha, I'm sitting here gnawing on a piece of licorice.
It's the first piece I've had in probably 20 years.
It was in a gift box someone sent me from a place in MA.
It wasn't one of the licorice specific boxes.

Gravdigr · 09-28-2020, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

It was in a gift box someone sent me from a place in MA.

Damn, who ya gotta blow to get a fitty dolla box o'candy?

sexobon · 09-28-2020, 11:33 PM

black licorice matters

Gravdigr · 09-28-2020, 11:49 PM

Oh, that was good. Timing was even better.

glatt · 09-29-2020, 06:23 AM

His poor diet consisted only of several bags of candy a day, so was that a licorice restaurant that he died in?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-29-2020, 09:29 AM

I wonder if it was the candy store variety like Twizzlers or the real licorice?

glatt · 09-29-2020, 10:58 AM

Real. I read the same story a few days ago in the paper, and it said he had switched recently from Twizzlers to black licorice.

04-05-2020, 02:59 PM	#2
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04-05-2020, 08:36 PM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Good Morning Rich. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

05-09-2020, 09:18 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well that was a post worthy of a reappearance. I just came to see if anyone wanted to participate in a knob-eating contest. apparently there's also knob tossing (a sister thing apparently), although the Brits don't use that exact term, not sure why..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-20-2020, 09:43 PM	#5
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	So, do knobs taste like Brussels sprouts? At all? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

05-20-2020, 09:46 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Well, they're brassykinda. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-21-2020, 06:15 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	oof __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-28-2020, 03:09 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heroin user, pack-a-day smoker for 36 yrs, terrible diet, Hep C, 54 yrs old... What killed him? Nope, it was 3 weeks of licorice. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-28-2020, 11:11 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ha ha, I'm sitting here gnawing on a piece of licorice. It's the first piece I've had in probably 20 years. It was in a gift box someone sent me from a place in MA. It wasn't one of the licorice specific boxes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-28-2020, 11:33 PM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	black licorice matters

09-28-2020, 11:49 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, that was good. Timing was even better. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-29-2020, 06:23 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	His poor diet consisted only of several bags of candy a day, so was that a licorice restaurant that he died in?

09-29-2020, 09:29 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I wonder if it was the candy store variety like Twizzlers or the real licorice? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-29-2020, 10:58 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Real. I read the same story a few days ago in the paper, and it said he had switched recently from Twizzlers to black licorice.

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