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07-04-2007, 08:32 PM | #1 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Well, there's an incendiary combination that should make for some fireworks on this 4th of July. Nothing like big mortars exploding in the dark.
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06-21-2007, 11:00 PM | #2 |
in a mood, not cupcake
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Doesn't look like the muff is too deep, though.
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06-21-2007, 11:01 PM | #3 |
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Speaking as one who has some unexpected aCOOTERments in the area myself--it's always a good idea to warn a person!
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06-22-2007, 12:00 PM | #4 |
The future is unwritten
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Aaarrrr matey, for my shiverin' timber, no muff to tough.
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06-22-2007, 01:01 PM | #5 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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I am a certified diver, muff, scuba, and dumpster. I am also a licensed motor boat operator. Just ask Keryx she loves it.
shouldn't this be in the sex thread?
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06-22-2007, 01:17 PM | #6 |
Elite Elitist
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<<<<has a tongue like a maytag and breathes through his ears.
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06-22-2007, 06:53 PM | #7 |
Operations Operative
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One of my friends chat up lines went something like "I only have a normal size dick but I've been known to lick my eyebrows clean "
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07-04-2007, 09:10 PM | #8 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Let's see... it's a Dwellar who uses a laptop running Windows, smokes, and is on pretty intimate terms with another female Dwellar...
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07-04-2007, 09:23 PM | #9 |
I can hear my ears
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who!?
ps...it's not me. i swear.
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07-04-2007, 09:48 PM | #10 |
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photobucket pulled my boob.
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07-05-2007, 01:39 PM | #11 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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07-04-2007, 10:18 PM | #12 |
Bitchy Little Brat
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Did they deem it inappropriate?
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07-05-2007, 11:23 AM | #13 |
Come on, cat.
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I received confirmation on my guess of who's butt it is... and I'm pretty confident that Mr. Dwellar Cock belongs to >>> Hagar <<<
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07-04-2007, 11:12 PM | #14 |
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apparently so
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07-04-2007, 11:58 PM | #15 |
Back and ready to tart up the place
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Who is it? I must know!
Oh, and that is quite a fabulous cock to behold. I feel privileged to see it.
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