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10-15-2011, 12:45 AM
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OMG PONIES! I came back to see if anyone had anything to add and... WOOHOO! Had no idea we had created such a monster!
P.S. What's a zamboni of Canadians? P.P.S. What's the collective noun for bankers? A wunch.
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10-15-2011, 12:55 AM
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tri-continental dag hag
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I hesitate to add more after your contributions, but I just thought of these:
a bounce of Czechs a barge of Poles an inquisition of Spanish a flatpack of Swedes
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10-15-2011, 08:41 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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10-15-2011, 12:23 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." |
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10-15-2011, 08:21 AM
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Radical Centrist
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zam-BO-ni (n.) - A machine used to resurface ice for skating.
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10-18-2011, 10:54 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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a gag of bulimics.
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10-18-2011, 02:44 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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a Stu of Discos
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11-11-2011, 12:01 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Herman Cain has announced the title of his autobiogra*phy: "The Audacity Of Grope".
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11-11-2011, 12:06 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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10-18-2011, 05:09 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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A disco of Stus?
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10-19-2011, 06:20 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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10-20-2011, 05:20 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Best Scottish Short Joke
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ahny books on suicide?' She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll nae bring it back!'
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10-22-2011, 11:26 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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10-22-2011, 07:32 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Oh this meme is doing a lot of work lately.
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10-26-2011, 05:12 PM
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Back in 10
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