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Old 11-10-2014, 10:48 AM   #1
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Maggie sucks at satire.
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Old 11-10-2014, 02:25 PM   #2
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Maggie sucks at satire.
^That.
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Old 11-13-2014, 04:40 PM   #3
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"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.

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Old 11-14-2014, 03:47 PM   #4
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All he's gonna be thinkin is "I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years.".
The Grapefruit Technique



I don't really need to hear that sound she makes.

I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down...

Also, grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!
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Old 11-10-2014, 11:26 AM   #5
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Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.
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Old 11-10-2014, 02:24 PM   #6
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Weird-O.
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Old 11-14-2014, 03:58 PM   #7
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Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.

The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way.

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Old 11-16-2014, 12:33 PM   #8
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Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.

And then, I laughed some more.

You see, I know a few guys just like these silly sons o' bitches.



A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony!



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Old 12-01-2014, 04:07 PM   #9
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Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:

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Old 12-01-2014, 04:52 PM   #10
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The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!

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That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.

Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?
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Old 12-01-2014, 10:15 PM   #11
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That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.

Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?
I am 37% sure that has to be photoshop. Please.
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Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:

Reminds me of The Penetrator! It's a special weapon in Saint's Row 4 that behaves like a giant jelly dildo with a handle.

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Old 12-01-2014, 05:19 PM   #13
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That is just....fucked up.
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:17 PM   #14
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Maybe that's why they evolved such big hands....
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