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04-11-2012, 01:13 PM
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a beautiful fool
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Confucious :
Woman who fly upside down has crack up Man who pull out too quickly leave rubba And things of this nature... Sent from my MB855 using Tapatalk 2
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04-12-2012, 03:35 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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No. What?
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04-12-2012, 06:30 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Me either...
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04-12-2012, 07:42 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Back before the European Union, a businessman from Hamburg went to France for a holiday. He got to the border passport control. The French official asked him:
"Your name, please?" "Herr Gunter Schmitt" "Nationality?" "German" "Occupation?" "No, just a holiday."
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04-13-2012, 10:08 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I don't think so.
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04-16-2012, 05:34 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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lol
I like that.
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04-18-2012, 01:07 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010.
You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." --Jay Leno
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04-19-2012, 12:27 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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04-19-2012, 08:20 PM
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a beautiful fool
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04-21-2012, 05:19 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I found this highlaaaaaaarious...
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05-22-2012, 12:22 PM
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has left the building.
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04-19-2012, 01:04 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Welcome back, Labrat. We missed you!
Love Pam
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04-22-2012, 01:54 AM
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Banned
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04-22-2012, 05:04 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Don't worry about it.
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